Tim Torkildson's Clown Alley

Prince was one of the 'Little People' -- a true dwarf, with a head and torso of regular adult size and legs and arms stunted to...

Jacob 5:3 -- " For behold, thus saith the Lord, I will liken thee, O house of  Israel , like unto a tame  olive tree , which a man t...

The nudist poses little threat to morals or devotion; they spend most of their private time applying lots of lotion. They congregate on...

Jacob 4:3 -- " Now in this thing we do rejoice; and we labor diligently to engraven these words upon plates, hoping that our beloved...

My role model as a tyke growing up in Minneapolis always was, and will always be, Clellan Card, in his role as Axel Torgeson on his TV ki...

What other people drink in their own countries, I don't care. But when it comes to soda here they'd better be aware that we don...

Jacob 3:5 -- " Behold, the Lamanites your brethren, whom ye hate because of their filthiness and the cursing which hath come upon th...

Jacob 2:13 -- " . . .  stiff necks and high heads . . . " Stiff necks and high heads are symptoms of disease; a virus that p...

I dreamed I was immune till I saw her sitting there; remission was revoked and my wound is still laid bare. This stigmata will endure whil...

Jacob 1:6 --  And we also had many revelations, and the spirit of much prophecy; wherefore, we knew of   Christ   and his kingdom, which ...