Tim Torkildson's Clown Alley

When weight you would like to slough off, your metabolic rate starts to scoff; whether paleo or parve, you simply must starve. and event...

Awake ye sluggards and ye sloths who will not raise your voice and come unto Ward Choir where your spirit will rejoice! No matter what you...

Alma 22:3 --    "for I have been somewhat  troubled  in mind because of the  generosity  and the greatness of the words of thy brother ...

Alma 19:5 --   " and  some  say  that  he  is  not  dead,  but  others  say  that  he  is  dead  and  that  he   stinketh ,  and  that ...

There once was a candidate, Trump; who found that nobody would jump at playing with fate as his running mate. Perhaps he can get Forrest...

When ribbing the grand Fourth Estate the President's stuff was first-rate. His zingers were keen; reporters turned green and thought...

Moses 3:9 --   " And out of the ground made I, the Lord God, to grow every tree,  naturally , that is pleasant to the sight of man; and...

From today's Wall Street Journal: CARACAS, Venezuela—The largest private Venezuelan company and producer of 80% of the beer consumed ...

Alma 10:5 -- " . . .  for  I  have  seen  much  of  his  mysteries  and  his  marvelous  power . . . The swarming ants upon the walk,...

Alma 18:3 -- " . . .  we know that he is a friend to the king . . . " Even hardened despots on their thrones of pomp and gold c...