Tim Torkildson's Clown Alley

I had a touch of my old complaint, kidney stones, last night, so instead of snoozing peacefully I sat up most of the night, just going over ...

I wish I was a garbageman, and drove the garbage truck; I think that it would be such fun, and I'd feel full of luck! To back the beep...

A reporter in Cleveland did say "That RNC gets in the way of viewing this city with more than just pity." And then she flew...

When Trump is the President, oy . . .  reporters will find so much joy in being assigned beneath all mankind, ignored like a backward bu...

The bagel is a wonder bread, it has so much to offer; offer number one is that it's tougher than a raw fur. After you have bitten off ...

What if no one voted come election time next year; that would send a message to those shysters, crystal clear. If ev'ryone did shun th...

Moroni Chapter 9, verse 5:       For so exceedingly do they anger that it seemeth me that they have no fear of death; and they have lost the...

The tiny arms of carnivores in Mesozoic ages Puzzles scientific groups, where controversy rages. The gualicho is a case in point – its ...

Moroni 10:2 -- "And I seal up these records . . . " That which was long ages sealed now at last has been revealed; words of Ch...

I have compiled a list of around 75 professional journalists who enjoy my limericks. But sometimes one of them will ask to be removed from m...