Tim Torkildson's Clown Alley
The Poet Laureate of the New York Times Newsroom
Monday, March 27, 2017
The Life and Times of Irvin Feld
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I spent the summer of 1997 doing research on the life and times of Irvin Feld. My personal interactions with the man, as well as his great ...
Thank You, Sonnie Cucinotti!
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Tesekkur ederim to the many readers who liked my mini-memoir “ The Clown Becomes an Entrepreneur.” Your belief and support in my work kee...
Sunday, March 26, 2017
Alex Jones Apologizes for Promoting ‘Pizzagate’ Hoax
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A radio host, name of Jones, Ate crow to the very last bones. It seems Pizzagate Was mere bombinate -- So now he might lose his hea...
The Short Tempered Chef Makes Breakfast with Leftovers
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A leftover by any other name is still food. Something to eat. Sustenance. Grub. And since I don’t like shopping on Sundays, I’ll just ru...
The Clown Becomes an Entrepreneur
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By 1999 my osteoarthritis made it hard for me to do physical comedy anymore. And I didn’t really want to go the Birthday Clown route. So...
Thank You, Conrad Thiart!
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To all the gentilshommes who liked my mini-memoir ‘ The Clown Fries an Egg ’ I want to wish a very happy “F. Scott Fitzgerald’s First Novel...
Saturday, March 25, 2017
The Jihadi Who Turned to Jesus
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It takes a lot of courage to deny a potent creed, One that looks on carnage as a holy blessed deed. Had I once been jihadi, could I eve...
The Clown Fries an Egg
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(continued from The Clown and the Weatherman ) After my TV audition debacle, and with Amy’s tacit support, I began to clown around with ...
Friday, March 24, 2017
The Short Tempered Chef Makes Lamb Curry
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So I was asking around at the Provo Rec Center this morning as the water aerobics instructor vainly pleaded with us to shut up and star...
We Are Cyber Insects
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Round the cyber bonfire we insects blindly fly Posting inane comments that would make a numskull cry. Somewhere deep inside we know the...
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