Tim Torkildson's Clown Alley

The Poet Laureate of the New York Times Newsroom

Saturday, May 27, 2017

A Cup of Premium Coffee Costs How Much?

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Eight dollars a cup for some joe Would give my billfold lumbago. Just why should I spend On premium blend Enough for a box of ...

Mutiny in Clown Alley

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The Ringling clown alley where I started as a First of May back in 1971 patiently put up with a lot of things. Bad lighting. Dirt. Lack...
Friday, May 26, 2017

Confederate Monuments

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If you are a statue with Confederate cachet You will be torn down in haste and quickly thrown away. Your dreams and social policy ...

Why I Hate CEO Leslie Moonves

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If you are a CEO You can watch your paycheck grow. Though you are a drooling clod, You make more than even God. And the work is...

The Marriage Conspiracy (and email response)

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It began a few weeks ago when my daughter-in-law Brenda took me out to lunch and asked between the pupusas and the tamales if I’d ever ...

Payday in Clown Alley

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As Prince Paul often said: “Whether you’re rich or whether you’re poor, it’s nice to have money.” My embryonic conceptions about money ...
Thursday, May 25, 2017

Charles Murray Gets His Revenge On Middlebury College Students

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More than five dozen Middlebury College students were disciplined for their roles in  shutting down a speech  by the author Charles Mur...

The Suicide of a Canadian Clown

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Happily, Dr. Green had become adept at brokering delicate family discussions over the past year. She had presided over 35 deaths since ...
Wednesday, May 24, 2017

The Haunting of Clown Alley

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We had a devil worshipper in the Ringling clown alley when I first started with them in the early 70’s. After all these years I see no ...
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