Tim Torkildson's Clown Alley

The Poet Laureate of the New York Times Newsroom

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

New York Times Headline Screams: ‘Headless Chicken Monster’ Spotted in the Deep Sea!

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MELBOURNE, Australia — What lives a mile under the sea, has tentacles and fins and looks like a decapitated chicken ready for roasting?...

Min Tull. (A Lampoon of Knausgaard's novel, Min Kamp.) Tuesday. October 23. 2018. Featuring Kenneth Chang, of the New York Times

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You cannot conquer outer space with a private sector race. The galaxy, with all our fates, has just been purchased by Bill Gates...
Monday, October 22, 2018

and the ice shall flow down

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And they who are in the north countries shall come in remembrance before the Lord; and their prophets shall hear his voice, and shall...

Trump Tweets of CNN's Demise -- Federal Government to Take Control of Word Definitions -- Antarctica Sings the Blues

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Facebook has just stated that they are setting up a system to “purge” themselves of Fake News. Does that mean CNN will finally be put o...
Sunday, October 21, 2018

Haiku: come to the garden

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come to the garden when it is frail and withered: tomorrow is there

Christian Haiku: The dome of Heaven

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The dome of Heaven above the white crags of Earth reflects but the Christ.
Saturday, October 20, 2018

Haiku: tawny leaves in fall

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tawny leaves in fall lead to cheeky thoughts of snow that will moon the sun

haiku: when becoming a pine cone

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don't play by the rules when becoming a pine cone: bite back at red squirrels

Haiku: the sky closes for repairs

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colors surrender the sky closes for repairs while the mountains rot

Min Tull. Saturday. October 20. 2018. Featuring Maggie Astor of the New York Times.;

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[Min Tull -- which means 'My Nonsense' in Norwegian -- is a burlesque of Karl Ove Knausgaard's runaway bestseller 'My...
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