Tim Torkildson's Clown Alley

The Poet Laureate of the New York Times Newsroom

Sunday, June 23, 2019

Kort historie om en selvmordsforsøk

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Jeg er en ekspert på å løpe bort. Klokken 17 løp jeg bort fra min dysfunksjonelle familie i Minneapolis for å bli med i sirkuset....

I seek not for power, but to pull it down.

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 I  seek  not for power, but to pull it down. Alma 60:36 Seeking power is what rules all misguided mortal fools. Those who ...
Saturday, June 22, 2019

Trump's Middle East Peace Plan Will Cost $50 Billion in Investment

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TEL AVIV—The Trump administration’s Middle East peace plan would marshal $50 billion in investments over 10 years for the Palestinian t...

Dr. Moriarty is Alive and Well and Trying to Drive Me Crazy

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The author, on his pinewood soapbox. I read with Grim Satisfaction (my usual breakfast companion) the following paragraph from the on...

Lift up your head and be of good cheer;

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Lift up your head and be of good cheer . . .  3 Nephi 1:13 Pull up your head and be of good cheer; the Father and Son will eve...
Friday, June 21, 2019

and they did speak unto their fathers

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. . .  , and they did speak unto their fathers great and marvelous things . . . 3 Nephi 26:14 My children tell me so much wit...
Thursday, June 20, 2019

Freedonia's Going to War! Memories of the Cuban Missile Crisis.

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I ran through the hallways of Valley Villas this morning, sportively yodeling: "Freedonia's going to war!" This, of cour...

The word of God was liberal unto all

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  The word of God was liberal unto all . . .  Alma 6:5 The gospel doesn't cost anything. It costs everything. God tallies ...
Wednesday, June 19, 2019

Driving a Motorhome Without a License. Part Two.

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Readers may recall from my last installment that I narrowly escaped being disemboweled by my clown partner Steve Smith (aka TJ Tatters) ...

Postcard to the President

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