Tim Torkildson's Clown Alley

The Poet Laureate of the New York Times Newsroom

Thursday, November 28, 2019

Enter into his gates with thanksgiving.

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Enter into his gates with  thanksgiving ,  and  into his  courts  with praise: be thankful unto him,  and  bless his name. Psalm 100:4 ...
Wednesday, November 27, 2019

Verses from stories in today's New York Times. ** Trump Signs Hong Kong Democracy Legislation That Has Angered China. ** 5 Things to Avoid on Black Friday. ** Activists Build a Grass-Roots Alliance Against Amazon.

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@ESCochrane China sits at Hong Kong's door, wanting to do more than roar. But new sanctions will give pause, manicuring do...

Verses from the Washington Post. ** House Oversight Committee sues William Barr, Wilbur Ross for documents in census probe. ** A 17-year-old posted to TikTok about China’s detention camps. She was locked out of her account. ** Americans like Green New Deal’s goals, but they reject paying trillions to reach them.

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@TaraBahrampour   @D_Hawk Eeny, meeny, miney, moe -- The Census is all set to go. If you holler, you will pay and be deported r...

More than we are

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When we covenant all we are, we can become more than we are. Gerrit W. Gong. There is more to you and me  than we ever thought to...
Tuesday, November 26, 2019

The caterpillar who didn't want to become a Butterfly.

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Upon a time once not-so-long ago there was a chubby caterpillar who loved to loll in the sunshine, eating leaves. He didn't care what...

Verses from today's Washington Post. ** For the first time, most U.S. consumers will do the bulk of their holiday shopping online, data shows. ** Giuliani the Fixer. ** In bleak report, U.N. says drastic action is only way to avoid worst effects of climate change.

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@abhabhattarai Searching for a parking space; escalator frantic race. Santa's looking real unfit; buy a sweater that...

Postcards to my President.

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How Jell-O Molds Claimed Their Spot on the American Table. (Headline in today's NYT.)

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Bland, perhaps, but never old; Hail the trembling jello mold! Full of fruit or hard boiled eggs, it has chutzpah; it has legs. Am...

The foolishness of God.

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Because the  foolishness  of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men. 1 Corinthians  1:25 In this world o...
Monday, November 25, 2019

Verses from Today's Washington Post. ** A drunk man broke into her house. This 82-year-old bodybuilder ‘did a number’ on him, she says. ** Mired in trench warfare, Trump makes up poll numbers that show him winning handily. ** Mike Bloomberg just stabbed the journalistic heart of his news organization.

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@kemettler Ber-ger-lers, I warn you fair: Don't break into my house and glare. I ain't afeard of any creep who thinks ...
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