Tim Torkildson's Clown Alley

  I managed to escape my captors in a hot air balloon over the Jamoke Mountains. "Tork! What a team we were!" Steve Smith, former ...

  My glasses fog up with a mask; I don't know what to do/the remedies suggested by the experts are all foo/and so I take my glasses off,...

  Riots broke out when I lost the election. "Seems like a good hobby, and nice for us journlists! I suspect you could help some of the ...

  Modern stylites we became/worshipping a grand mainframe/that salvation in a box/brings us in our robes and socks/Backs now turned to analo...

  Giving thanks is simple, yet I so often do forget to discover blessings small -- and that God's behind them all.

  The back porch where I was born. "The little piece you have just sent is good and very interesting. The last two lines are especially...

  President Russell M. Nelson. A prophet speaks this very day; and will we hear what he will say? Or will our worldly disbelief so rob us of...

  I'm using all the brains I have to get by nowadays/I doubt if it is ten percent -- I'm always in a haze/The rest of my grey matter...

  I love sauerkraut, you bet/yet I often do regret/eating it so late at night/with a fiendish appetite/I have dreams that Hitler would/call ...

  No victory goes to the grave; Christ our Savior all will save -- some to great estate beyond, while others their estate have pawned -- but...