Tim Torkildson's Clown Alley

  I love a hard boiled egg or two/the problem is what do I do/to peel the shells without mishap/I always turn 'em into scrap/the shell a...

  Beauty for ashes is what you can gain by following God and not thinking it vain. His followers know that the clinkers won't last; that...

 

  Watch your P's and Q's, reporters/but especially your N's/cuz otherwise you'll find yourself/with a dearth of friends/Once...

  If men prefer to walk alone in darkness and not light they only find dim ignorance and that all things are trite. But those who place thei...

  People fall in love in elevators all the time/according to the movies it's the sweetest paradigm/But I do not believe it; romance in a...

  I'm happy & grateful to be able to serve free community meals from my door again here at Valley Villa. In case you were wondering ...

  The judgements of man are not always fair; the truth of the matter is hard to ensnare. That's why I rejoice that ultimately  all-knowi...

  Winter's hung on long enough/starting now we should get tough/Giving snowmen all the boot/holly plants we should uproot/ice fishing no...

  I have always been an inveterate newspaper reader. When I was a kid my parents got the Minneapolis Star in the morning, and the Minneapoli...