Tim Torkildson's Clown Alley

The Poet Laureate of the New York Times Newsroom

Sunday, March 14, 2021

Today's Timericks.

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  Big government is here to stay/but not how pundits like to say/Democracy and otherwise/are not the ruling macho guys/Our lives are ruled f...
Saturday, March 13, 2021

Today's Timericks.

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  A nursing home is such a pleasure/residents recline at leisure/Attendants cater to their whims/working under pseudonyms/Their fees are gro...
Friday, March 12, 2021

Photo Essay: More Postcards Mailed to President Joe Biden.

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Today's Timericks. (Now with Beeple!)

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  I never use essential oils/my skin's beyond repair/where there isn't wrinkles/there is gross unwanted hair/I look more like a trol...
Wednesday, March 10, 2021

Photo Essay: Postcards Mailed to President Joe Biden.

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Today's Timericks.

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  Whenever heavy meals I eat/the thought of napping is so sweet/I lie upon my couch and dream/of further pie and whipping cream/I had a wife...

The Feast.

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  The day will come when all will feast with our Lord, the Great High Priest. A celebration is in store for scapegoats, outcasts, and the po...
Tuesday, March 9, 2021

Prose Poem: Which way to Sego?

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  If only North Dakota were closer, I could walk to it. Breathe in that scent of watchful waiting; Hear the quiet hum of icicles fighting th...

Photo Essay: A Postcard Portrait History of President Joe Biden's Family Tree.

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Today's Timericks.

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  Pastor Stewart-Allen Clark /has now really made his mark/telling maidens plain so shy/that they need to beautify/their dull faces so to ro...
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I am convinced that if God meant man to laugh, he would have made more Democrats.
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