Tim Torkildson's Clown Alley

  I read about a man who spent his entire adult  life parking in new parking spots. His goal, the newspaper said, was to park in every parki...

  I stumble often on my way to that happy, holy, day when with God I am allied, and not bedeviled by fool pride. Mercy, Lord, and understand...

  Michael Pence remains serene navigating Trump's ravine; loyal as the fam'ly dog, he's still pushing Trump whole hog. Though th...

  “Fried-Chicken Sandwich Craze Is Causing U.S. to Run Low on Poultry.”   Bloomberg Report. I went to see my butcher for a chicken wing or t...

  Biden has proposed such change/it gives Republicans the mange/New taxes will provide the gelt/to keep the poor from growing svelte/To help...

  Ole Anthony Edward was born again one day. Embracing gospel teachings, he gave his things away. Like whiskey, which he still drank, he lik...

  In China nobody retires/they cannot find any new hires/so elderly staff/do not often laugh/as their pension plan now expires. The Fed'...

 

  Some people are willing to use toxic bleach/instead of a simple vaccine/People won't listen to reason at all/their sanity seems mighty...

  When they mess with you online/pouring on raw turpentine/pay a charge that's pretty big/to remove each deadly dig/it's a scam, of ...