Tim Torkildson's Clown Alley

The Poet Laureate of the New York Times Newsroom

Monday, November 8, 2021

Weeping Daddies

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  Daddy takes me to the park, he always does the dishes; On rainy days we stay at home, watch DVDs with fishes. He pours the milk on cereal,...

Haiku: 詩人の妻はCovid-19を持っています

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  Her eyes are sweating Her mouth closed and colorless She still does laundry 彼女の目は汗をかいている 彼女の口は閉じて無色 彼女はまだ洗濯をします the smell of chicken fri...
Sunday, November 7, 2021

Haiku: 詩人はパンを焼いています。

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  Pony up, big trees all green and growing larger -- otherwise you're ash 大きな木を支払う すべてが緑で大きくなっています- そうでなければあなたは灰です Wind Free to everyo...
Saturday, November 6, 2021

Haiku: 詩人は鼻血が出る

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  sitting up all night toilet paper up my nose damn this dry weather! 一晩中座っている トイレットペーパーを鼻にかける この乾燥した天気を酷評しなさい! Dental floss long gone Emp...
Friday, November 5, 2021

Haiku: 詩人は頭痛がする

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  The blank lane of trees keeps getting longer today -- snowing on my mind. 木の空白の車線 今日は長くなり続けています- 私の心に雪が降っています。 the icy mountain is not a...
Thursday, November 4, 2021

Haiku: 詩人は眠いです

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  Blank computer screen mouse and pad green in the dark tasting vinegar 空白のコンピューター画面 暗闇の中でマウスとパッドグリーン 酢の試食 Shivering tree caps bleeding re...
Wednesday, November 3, 2021

Haiku: 詩人はあくびをします

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  a new pot and lid still boils water the same way -- there's no meat in it. 沸騰したお湯が入った新しい鍋には肉が入っていません I reached for her face -- a thumb...
Monday, November 1, 2021

haiku: 詩人は豆を食べています

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  Warm sun on red leaves Brown leaves on the wet green lawn Black mountains don't care 黒い山々は赤い葉と緑の草に動かされていません 黑山不为红叶绿草所动 Pillow on my ch...
Friday, October 29, 2021

Today's Timerick: Air Force is first to face troops’ rejection of vaccine mandate as thousands avoid shots

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 (thanks to Alex Horton) In the Air Force insurrection/comes with much vaccine rejection/Pilots and their ground crews spurn/orders, growing...
Thursday, October 28, 2021

Haiku: 詩人は眠いです

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  I don't drink coffee -- puddled mornings with quicksand -- vitamin pills rock! 朝はコーヒーを飲まず、ビタミン剤だけ。 Follow the cursor -- it will lead y...
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