Tim Torkildson's Clown Alley

The Poet Laureate of the New York Times Newsroom

Thursday, January 20, 2022

Letter to my kids. Thursday Jan 20 2022.

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  Dear Tykes; I start out with a thought I had this morning – I’d like to sneak up to as many hand sanitizer dispensers as possible and repl...
Wednesday, January 19, 2022

Letter to Our Kids. Wednesday, January 19. 2022.

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  Dear Kidlets; I reached a watershed of sorts this morning; I weighed in at 289.4 lbs at the Rec Center. Your mother offered to feed me a p...
Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Letter to our kids. Tuesday January 18. 2022.

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  Hey Kids; Your mother has been on my case for the last several months, wanting me to journal/keep a diary. As I explained to her, I only l...
Monday, January 17, 2022

Haiku: Tech Stocksが転落し、先週の損失が拡大

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  a sparrow tumbles and the heavens roar madly -- not so with my cash. スズメが転がる そして天は狂ったように吠える- 私の現金ではそうではありません。 A laugh escaped once. It w...

A letter to our kids. Monday Jan 18 2022.

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  Dear kids; Well, your mother is in the kitchen right now. She’s making peanut butter cookies while talking on the phone to a Medicare huck...
Sunday, January 16, 2022

Narrative Poem: Dispersal

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  We met at the Tri-State Convention Complex. A business meeting for sales and tech. Everyone wore masks. I hadn't been to the place in ...

The Sermon on the Mount (Mathew Chapter 5) as run through A.I. rewrite program quillbot.com

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 5th Chapter of Matthew 1 And seeing the crowds, he climbed up a mountain, and when he was settled, his disciples came to him: 2 And he spok...
Saturday, January 15, 2022

Today's Timerick: Russia-U.S. Talks Concluded With Posturing and Threats, but No Movement on Either Side (WSJ)

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  The Bear met with the Groundhog on a murky day last year; they brought along some weasels and a stuffy brigadier.  The Bear disliked the t...

A haiku for Amy. 愛する妻のための俳句

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  crocheting slippers -- open-toed because my feet ache after walking. かぎ針編みのスリッパ- 私の足が開いているのでつま先が開いています 歩いた後の痛み。
Friday, January 14, 2022

Robert Frost's 'The Road Not Taken' run through A.I.

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 Here's the original: Two roads div...
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