Tim Torkildson's Clown Alley

  Nephi's boat had sails of skins, which PETA would call grievous sins. Had they been around that day, Nephi could not sail away. Thus w...

  One. The weather had been unsettled for the past several weeks. In fact, it had been downright weird.  The clouds seemed thicker and heavi...

 did I finally get the date right on this? maybe i should date this june 10th 1956. who's going to notice or comment? the quest for, the...

  so I labeled yesterday's missive as May 28th. but it was friday may 27th. just goes to show i can't keep track of the date anymore...

    This is the day we were supposed to get sealed in the temple here in provo, until the damn bedbugs intervened. once the kids found out ...

  NRA convention begins in wake of school shooting. Delta cutting flights. Snow, severe storms and extreme heat expected this weekend.   N...

  In the name of God warfare is pretty much waged ev'rywhere. If I were God I'd be confused at how my name is often used in killing ...

  It was time to elect a new leader. The old one had gone to Nugget City, Nevada. True, there was only one candidate -- as always. But I lik...

Biden Says U.S. Would Intervene Militarily if China Invaded Taiwan  (WSJ)  Biden's talking tough again: If China bothers Taiwan, then w...

 I've been asked to regurgitate memories of my first ring gag with Ringling Brothers as a First of May back in 1972. Here goes: The gag ...