Tim Torkildson's Clown Alley

The Poet Laureate of the New York Times Newsroom

Saturday, July 23, 2022

Pink Sauce

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  What is pink sauce? Tell me true! Is there merit in this goo? It's for dipping, marinades; and for TikTok mass charades. Do not treat ...
Tuesday, July 19, 2022

A free bowl of chilled Thai noodles

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  Several people have told us, as if it were an accusation, that we said we wouldn't be serving any meals during the week, only on week...
Monday, July 18, 2022

An Invitation to a free Thai Breakfast meal.

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  We did it again! We made way too much Thai rice porridge with chicken this morning. So we invite you to come get a free helping of this ex...
Friday, July 15, 2022

Narrative Poem: My Feet Became Impaled On Blades Of Grass.

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  My feet became impaled on blades of grass. And I was stuck fast in the backyard,  hidden by a row of cedars that ran  parallel with the fe...
Sunday, July 10, 2022

Narrative Poem: Thou Shalt Not Name!

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  It's a wonderful find. In the ancient city of Lachish archeologists found some scrolls dating back five thousand years. They are writt...
Monday, July 4, 2022

I know something I can't tell

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  I know something I can't tell. Something big and deep and swell. From my studies long and hard comes a secret avant garde. Sharing wit...
Sunday, July 3, 2022

Circus Memories: And now for something patriotic.

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    this is what i said in fast & testimony meeting today, but greatly expanded. fifty years ago God blessed me with the most wonderful ...
Friday, July 1, 2022

Thailand Mission Memories: I get punched in the nose.

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  amy has gone up to idaho to do chores on her sister's farm.  whenever city life gets her down -- which is about once a month -- she ta...
Thursday, June 30, 2022

U.S. newspapers continuing to die at rate of 2 each week (AP)

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  U.S. newspapers continuing to die at rate of 2 each week   (AP)   I don't know how much truth resides when newspapers set up as guide...

Today's Timericks: Supreme Court Limits Power of EPA, Other Regulatory Agencies

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  If you've got a bone to pick with the EPA, be quick! Agencies like them will soon be as sterile as the Moon. With the High Court set t...
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