Tim Torkildson's Clown Alley

The Poet Laureate of the New York Times Newsroom

Monday, August 15, 2022

Critique of Henri Cole's 'Figs.'

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  Overnight the figs got moldy and look like little brains -- or Ids without structure -- that say something dark about our species not real...
Friday, August 12, 2022

Morbius: Give This Movie A Miss.

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  The box office performance of Morbius Title:Morbius Daniel Espinoza is the director. written by Matt Sazama, Art Marcum, Matt Holloway, an...
Saturday, July 23, 2022

Pink Sauce

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  What is pink sauce? Tell me true! Is there merit in this goo? It's for dipping, marinades; and for TikTok mass charades. Do not treat ...
Tuesday, July 19, 2022

A free bowl of chilled Thai noodles

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  Several people have told us, as if it were an accusation, that we said we wouldn't be serving any meals during the week, only on week...
Monday, July 18, 2022

An Invitation to a free Thai Breakfast meal.

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  We did it again! We made way too much Thai rice porridge with chicken this morning. So we invite you to come get a free helping of this ex...
Friday, July 15, 2022

Narrative Poem: My Feet Became Impaled On Blades Of Grass.

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  My feet became impaled on blades of grass. And I was stuck fast in the backyard,  hidden by a row of cedars that ran  parallel with the fe...
Sunday, July 10, 2022

Narrative Poem: Thou Shalt Not Name!

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  It's a wonderful find. In the ancient city of Lachish archeologists found some scrolls dating back five thousand years. They are writt...
Monday, July 4, 2022

I know something I can't tell

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  I know something I can't tell. Something big and deep and swell. From my studies long and hard comes a secret avant garde. Sharing wit...
Sunday, July 3, 2022

Circus Memories: And now for something patriotic.

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    this is what i said in fast & testimony meeting today, but greatly expanded. fifty years ago God blessed me with the most wonderful ...
Friday, July 1, 2022

Thailand Mission Memories: I get punched in the nose.

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  amy has gone up to idaho to do chores on her sister's farm.  whenever city life gets her down -- which is about once a month -- she ta...
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