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The Poet Laureate of the New York Times Newsroom

Monday, June 26, 2023

The Legend of Dickendoof. A Fantasy Novel. Chapter One. by Tim Torkildson.

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  CHAPTER ONE.  A flea in the flock. The land now known as Dickendoof emerged in the aftermath of the Roman Empire's collapse. This once...
Saturday, June 24, 2023

The Pickle.

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    The history of the pickle is as old as civilization itself, with origins that trace back to 2030 BCE. Often enjoyed as a tangy addition ...
Friday, June 23, 2023

Limburger Cheese.

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    Limburger Cheese, famous for its strong odor but loved for its rich, savory flavor, is a historically significant dairy product with ori...
Thursday, June 22, 2023

Franklin Pangborn.

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    Franklin Pangborn (January 23, 1889 – July 20, 1958) was a consummate character actor who left an indelible mark on Hollywood's Gold...
Wednesday, June 21, 2023

Rubber Bands.

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  Rubber bands, also known as elastic bands, are ubiquitous items in our daily lives. They are remarkably simple and versatile, used in dive...
Sunday, June 18, 2023

Prose Poem: Who Makes The Grilled Cheese Sandwiches? (Dedicated to Emily Heil.)

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  Amy puts them under the broiler, and uses mayonnaise. Me, I fry 'em in a pan, using lots of butter. So who's right, and who's ...
Friday, June 16, 2023

Prose Poem: The Angel Unaware. (Dedicated to Laurie Goodstein.)

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  Frustrated at how little my Social Security provided, I joined the gig economy.  Since I like to write doggerel, I had business cards made...
Wednesday, June 14, 2023

Everyone Needs a Small Town.

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  Everyone needs a Marshalltown, Iowa; a Zap, North Dakota; or a Swink, Colorado.  A small-town place where one can sit quietly and invite “...
Monday, June 12, 2023

It's always time for pickled herring!

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  Paragraph 1: Pickled herring, a popular delicacy in Scandinavian and Northern European cuisines, has its roots deeply embedded in historic...
Sunday, June 11, 2023

The LDS Faith is no sheyne maysele.

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  A faith community distinguished by its emphasis on love, service, and an unending sense of optimism, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-...
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I am convinced that if God meant man to laugh, he would have made more Democrats.
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