Tim Torkildson's Clown Alley

The Poet Laureate of the New York Times Newsroom

Saturday, July 1, 2023

I will be selling tin foil hats at the Provo Farmer's Market Today Starting At 9 A.M. July 1. 2023.

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  I will be selling tin foil hats at the Provo Farmer's Market today, starting at 9:00 A.M. To prevent mind control. A dollar each.  Whi...
Friday, June 30, 2023

Supreme Court Follies. (Dedicated to Jason DeRusha.)

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  when the high court of the land gets to feeling mighty grand they tell Biden go and jump into lake or ishy dump. so when our dear Pres...

The Legend of Dickendoof. A Fantasy Novel. Chapter Four. by Tim Torkildson.

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                                            Arthur Pennyroyal Chapter Four.  Cold Beans. Now that the blue goblins are taken care of, we tur...
Thursday, June 29, 2023

The Legend of Dickendoof. A Fantasy Novel. Chapter Three. by Tim Torkildson

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                                               Arthur Pennyroyal Chapter Three.  The Battle of Chicken Flicken. The Dickendoofian calendar (...
Wednesday, June 28, 2023

The Legend of DickenDoof. A Fantasy Novel. Chapter Two. by Tim Torkildson.

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    Chapter Two.  The Taste of Mustard. Killing off the dragons in Dickendoof was one thing. Dealing with the aftermath was another.  Once a...
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I am convinced that if God meant man to laugh, he would have made more Democrats.
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