Tim Torkildson's Clown Alley

  Using chat.openai I entered the command: write a 600 word sermon on the importance of Jesus Christ to the world. This is the result, unalt...

                          Martian saucers cleverly disguised as a street light.   NEWS BULLETIN In a remarkable turn of events, the world ha...

    In the crossroads where profit and planet align, A fresh path for savings doth shine. Born of both duty and design, The Carbon Savings A...

  In the realm where daydreams take their flight, There exists a role, so pure delight. An idyllic post, void of stressful haze, A 'Lazy...

  we were up at 5;30 this morning and on our way to the rec center by quarter to six. temperature inside the car was 76 degrees. once home i...

    Upon the dragon’s mighty back, an empire’s weight does lay, A pulsing heart of commerce, that beats both night and day. Yet even dragons...

    When shadows danced with dim moonlight, we reveled in our spooky plight, Screen flickering with monstrous delight, nightmares conjured i...

    A noble BLT in daylight's glimmer, Bacon crisp, lettuce fresh, and tomatoes prime, Layered in harmony, each ingredient a star shimme...

  In smoky shadows of the east, a dragon wakes, it's feast, China's industry churns on, unchecked, nature the least. Smokestacks tow...

    In the grand theater of our nation's dance, Let's elect a leader of charming stance, Who can rule with joy, radiance, and advanc...