Tim Torkildson's Clown Alley

The Poet Laureate of the New York Times Newsroom

Monday, November 27, 2023

Autobiography. Chapter one.

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WHAT I REMEMBER – OR – OUR CLOWNS ARE NOT TO BE LAUGHED AT. My Autobiography.   By Tim Torkildson.   Started on Friday November 24. 2023. “C...
Wednesday, November 15, 2023

The Roots of the Israeli-Hamas Conflict

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    The recent conflict between Israel and Hamas in 2023 has multiple underlying causes, reflecting the complex and long-standing tensions i...

The Homophone Incident (in third person.)

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    The incident involving Tim Torkildson at Nomen Global Language Center in Utah revolves around a blog post he wrote about homophones. Tor...
Monday, November 13, 2023

My Love Affair With Elizabeth Taylor.

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    --- ### My Love Affair with Elizabeth Taylor From the moment I first laid eyes on Elizabeth, the world seemed to stand still. She was mo...
Sunday, November 12, 2023

Why zombies would make good soldiers.

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    The concept of zombies as soldiers is a fascinating and multi-dimensional topic, providing numerous angles from which to analyze their p...
Friday, November 10, 2023

Vampire.

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    Vampires are a fascinating subject that has been explored through various mediums such as literature, folklore, and cinema. Each of thes...
Wednesday, November 8, 2023

Inflation

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  Ladies and gentlemen, can we talk about inflation for a moment? Not the balloon kind, no, that’s child's play. I mean the kind where y...
Wednesday, November 1, 2023

A Clown at Brown Institute. Part One.

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    After my epic battle with Michu the World’s Smallest Man on the Ringling Blue Unit I was blacklisted for several years. Or, more precis...
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