Tim Torkildson's Clown Alley

The Poet Laureate of the New York Times Newsroom

Wednesday, September 23, 2020

Trump insists protesters are throwing Bumble Bee tuna cans, in the midst of pandemic tuna shortage (WaPo)

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  Cans of tuna in the air -- flying here and flying there. Protesters toss them around, juggle them until they've crowned bystanders so ...

Silly Sketches. Wednesday, September 23.

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  "If elected, I promise to make piety fun again!" "When it comes to Trump, sometimes a jerk is just a jerk." "Don...

Moutains tumbling into pieces

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  When my mountains tumbled be it's because I dimly see a Providence that should be sharp and sweet and clear as Irish harp; Help me to ...
Tuesday, September 22, 2020

An exceedingly high mountain

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  Upon the mountains high God spoke to mild Nephi. To you and me He speaks in hearts, not mountain peaks. No altitude compares with what the...

Romney Agrees to Move Ahead With Trump’s High Court Nominee (WSJ)

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  speedy action from the Congress is unheard of, but/ev'ryone is tired with a leader off his nut/so they find it easier to let him have ...

Experiments in Collage. Vol. 21.

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Silly Sketches. Tuesday, Sept 22.

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  "I'm the President, and I say we've licked the coronavirus" "Being a Democrat does make one rather introspective no...
Monday, September 21, 2020

Silly Sketches. Monday Sept 21.

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  "Who says the GOP lacks leadership?" "Our new automated USPS postal system is out of this world!" "Go ahead, Chin...

Timericks from today's headlines.

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What You Gain, and Sacrifice, When You Move Back In With Parents  (WSJ) Living with your maw and paw/always has been quite a draw/for the yo...

Experiments in Collage. Vol. 20

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