When eating the avocado
I'm looking for taste bravado.
Don't engineer, please,
this song from the trees
and make it an off-key Mikado!
Friday, June 3, 2016
Thursday, June 2, 2016
Sean Hannity
Sean Hannity recently said
the Fourth Estate nearly is dead.
He ought to say it;
since he did slay it
with stories as soft as white bread.
the Fourth Estate nearly is dead.
He ought to say it;
since he did slay it
with stories as soft as white bread.
Wednesday, June 1, 2016
There once was a nurse from Grand Junction
From the Wall Street Journal:
OAKLAND, Calif.—The 185,000-strong National Nurses United is the scrubs-wearing symbol of a split in the Democratic Party that threatens to inflict damage at the presidential nominating convention in Philadelphia.
While Hillary Clinton tries to bring the nomination battle to a close and unite the party before the general election showdown with presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump, the nurses are having none of it. They are looking for a fight.
There once was a nurse from Grand Junction
who thought it her paramount function
to needle Ms Clinton
and keep her from sprintin'
to the White House with such unction.
The TV Reporter
The TV reporter pretends
to follow legitimate trends.
But if they film sex
and lots of car wrecks
they soon own a Mercedes Benz.
to follow legitimate trends.
But if they film sex
and lots of car wrecks
they soon own a Mercedes Benz.
Tuesday, May 31, 2016
If you're old and homeless
If you're old and homeless there is something you can do
to improve your station and obtain a better view.
Just think a happy thought throughout the day, my hobo friend,
and you will find your homelessness will come right to an end.
For thoughts control our actions, and our actions make things right,
and soon you will not sleep inside a cardboard box each night!
Don't ask for help from others, for they're far too busy now
buying condos and good meals and doing things highbrow.
Pull upon your bootstraps and repent of all your sloth
and you will soon have caviar instead of chicken broth.
Once you face the fact that being homeless is a crime,
you can leave those other bums behind in quick-step time!
to improve your station and obtain a better view.
Just think a happy thought throughout the day, my hobo friend,
and you will find your homelessness will come right to an end.
For thoughts control our actions, and our actions make things right,
and soon you will not sleep inside a cardboard box each night!
Don't ask for help from others, for they're far too busy now
buying condos and good meals and doing things highbrow.
Pull upon your bootstraps and repent of all your sloth
and you will soon have caviar instead of chicken broth.
Once you face the fact that being homeless is a crime,
you can leave those other bums behind in quick-step time!
The Poor
(Mathew 26:11)
When Jesus proclaimed that the poor
Would be with us forevermore,
Does that justify
The hungry child’s cry
Or having a cardboard décor?
A journalist's life is so hard
A journalist's life is so hard;
they constantly must be on guard
for lies and deceit,
or better news beat --
no wonder they drink like a bard.
they constantly must be on guard
for lies and deceit,
or better news beat --
no wonder they drink like a bard.
Sunday, May 29, 2016
The price of a blowout wedding in 1947? A staggering $2,500
A wedding is not inexpensive;
making the man rather pensive.
He pays to be wed,
then just might be bled
for a divorce that's extensive.
making the man rather pensive.
He pays to be wed,
then just might be bled
for a divorce that's extensive.
Baylor Demotes President Kenneth Starr Over Handling of Sex Assault Cases
In college the students aren't stones;
Besides paying off student loans,
they dream about sex
and all its effects.
Even a saint has hormones!
Besides paying off student loans,
they dream about sex
and all its effects.
Even a saint has hormones!
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