Friday, December 30, 2016

Yes, this is real: Michigan just banned banning plastic bags

From the Washington Post: A new law in Michigan will prohibit local governments from banning, regulating or imposing fees on the use of plastic bags and other containers. You read that correctly: It’s not a ban on plastic bags — it’s a ban on banning plastic bags.  
A lawmaker in Ypsilanti
made banning of bags something anti -- 
No county or town
can bring plastic down;
ta-ta to the green vigilante!  



Thursday, December 29, 2016

David Fahrenthold tells the behind-the-scenes story of his year covering Trump

I’ve been a reporter for The Washington Post since 2000, covering everything from homicide scenes in the District to Congress to the World Championship Muskrat Skinning Contest.

David Fahrenthold writing in the Washington Post



Skinning a muskrat must be
something reporters would flee.
But editors cite
their primeval right
to follow their own daft whimsy. 



To tell a lie to stop a lie . . .


 Verily, verily, I say unto you, wo be unto him that lieth to deceive because he supposeth that another lieth to deceive, for such are not exempt from the justice of God.

Doctrine & Covenants 10:28

To tell a lie to stop a lie is folly, nothing more.
Such policy all honest men should certainly abhor.
The truth can be defended without any mean deceit,
whether it is printed, spoke, or sent out as a tweet! 


Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Advertising’s Moral Struggle: Is Online Reach Worth the Hurt?

In the zeal to follow consumers wherever they may roam on the internet, advertisers now risk bankrolling sites that are toxic to society, whether by amplifying manufactured political stories or by spreading conspiracy theories virulent enough to drive a man to walk into a Washington pizzeria with a gun. That has inserted a new ethical cost into the automated advertising equation, which promises companies large, desired audiences at low prices with little need for human intervention.
from the New York Times

Mendacity sells lots of news;
it's quick to exploit and accuse.
When automated
it's never outdated,
and pays enough coin to excuse. 



“Large disturbance” leads police to evacuate Aurora mall; similar incidents reported at malls across the country

Aurora police evacuated the Aurora mall Monday afternoon following several fights that spilled into surrounding parking lots and mirrored scuffles occurring nearly simultaneously in malls nationwide.
from the Denver Post
A shopper found out in Aurora
that malls are like Sodom/Gomorrah;
full of much wrath,
a vicious bloodbath;
consumers as carnivora! 




Trump calls U.N. ‘just a club for people’ to ‘have a good time’

Three days after the United Nations adopted a resolution calling on Israel to halt Jewish settlement activity on Palestinian territory, President-elect Donald Trump tweeted that the international body “is just a club for people to get together, talk and have a good time.”
from the Washington Post


A country club is the U.N.
A regular rich man's playpen.
No good does it do
for me or for you;
it's nothing but impotent zen! 




Seek not for riches

 Seek not for riches but for wisdom, and behold, the mysteries of God shall be unfolded unto you, and then shall you be made rich. Behold, he that hath eternal life is rich.

Doctrine & Covenants. Section 6:11


Seek not for riches in the gold the world so much desires;
but seek instead the wisdom which all godly folk inspires.
The mysteries of God are such that only saints may find
the richness of their mercy and their worth to all mankind.
Eternal life is granted not to plutocrats or kings,
unless they learn to love the Lord and all his sacred things.
Seek not for riches that decay and turn to useless dust,
but seek the insight that reveals a God that all may trust!  



Monday, December 26, 2016

Book Store Review: Pioneer Books. Provo, Utah.


You can be alone in a used book store but not feel lonely. These used car lots of literature have a welcoming smell of lignin that is like an old companion come to visit. With the winter sun streaming through the windows I feel cloistered and part of a brotherhood, because books themselves have a friendly feel about them. They don't judge you or nag you or give you HIV or sue you. I can't imagine the Afterlife as a place without books.

The Pioneer Book Store on Center Street in downtown Provo is a sturdy book bastion, generously endowed with comfortable leather chairs on both floors. If life is going to pass me by, it will happen in a used book store like this one. Where I can dip into as many volumes as I like and let the world go hang.

While never frivolous, a used book store is not wont to take itself too seriously either. The shelves tend to sag under the weight of old, well-bound books, and the different sections are indicated by hand-lettered signs on casual scraps of paper. It is a flea market for the mind, where you can find anything from a biography of Henry Ward Beecher to a straggling line of Louis L'Amour shoot-em-up western paperbacks.

A used book store is a place to sit down and start to wander. To nod off and then wake up in a dream. They are quiet and simple and clubby. The very motes that glide by in the silent sunlight are detached molecules from poems. How do you rate a magical place? How do you rate a used book store? It's either Open, or Closed.


‘Suplex’ in Chinese? Professional Wrestling Tries a Big New Market

Wrestling’s cartoon violence and sometimes salacious storylines could attract unwanted attention from the [Chinese] government. And while it has its fans, American-style wrestling-as-scripted-entertainment is largely unheard-of among mainland Chinese.

From the New York Times

Are matches between heels and faces
Something the Chinese embraces?
Perhaps he will view
If you add kung fu;
Otherwise it’ll be stasis.


Original Artwork Available for Free

Entitled 'Donald Trump's America', these original 5 by 8 hand-painted one at a time placards are being mailed out to a select group. The artist is Tim Torkildson.

If you would like one, free of charge, email me a snail mail address at  torkythai911@gmail.com   In the Subject line please put "Donald Trump's America".  First come first served.