Wednesday, April 4, 2018

The Elms



The otherworldly power of majestic elm trees lining a street of sometimes shabby middle class homes was impressed on me one summer day when a great horned owl decided to hunker down in the top of a towering elm on 20th Avenue Southeast in the Minneapolis of my youth.

The tree this magnificent creature chose happened to be a Bazooka bubble gum wrapper’s throw from the house of my pal Junior Kryjawa. Junior was walleyed, like MAD Magazine’s Alfred E. Newman, and had six toes on his left foot. His pinky toe was split into two distinct lengths, each with its own toe nail. His father, like so many others in that blue collar neighborhood, worked on the railroad as a brakeman for the Great Northern. His teeth had rotted down to little black pegs while a prisoner in a Polish concentration camp during World War Two, and all he could eat was soft white bread soaked in milk. He refused to get dentures, or maybe just couldn’t afford them. Consequently he suffered from impacted bowels, which soured his disposition considerably. Whenever I came over to Junior’s house during mealtime (a dreadful habit I picked up early in life and have not yet rid myself of) I always noticed the large white bottle of Sal Hepatica that sat next to Mr. Kryjawa’s bowl of bread and milk.

Initially I was sick with envy at Junior’s good fortune in having this huge and ferocious looking owl lodged in a tree right next to his house. Why couldn’t that dumb bird have roosted in one of the dark old elms in front of my house? As soon as I was alerted to this fantastic happening I rushed over to his house. A crowd of gawking neighbors had already gathered, and soon the television vans from WCCO and KSTP arrived, with cameramen toting their bulky equipment around to get a good angle on the ruffled bird, who did not much care for the murmuring boors beneath its perch. It gave several tremendous hooty calls, spread its massive wings like Dracula spreading his cape getting ready to pounce, and then flapped away towards parts unknown. With a collective sigh, the neighbors dispersed and Junior was called back to work in the family garden, which consisted of rows upon rows of cabbage and kohlrabi -- two vegetables that were considered sinister foreign freaks of nature by my mother and never appeared on our table.

But I stood there for at least another hour, rooted to the spot, you might say, by the realization of how the overarching narthex of elm trees gave the street an a exalted green bliss. The wind blew through the elm leaves, making them scratch each other with a muffled rasp that reminded me of the sound of crickets. Gray squirrels flowed stealthily from one branch to the next like shadows, occasionally scolding each other over a disputed crumb. There was a peppery smell in the air, from the older leaves, ragged, yellowed, and brittle long before autumn, partially turning to dust each time the breeze rattled them. I ran my small hand over the deeply fissured bark, careful to avoid the large black carpenter ants that scurried up and down in the crevices. How had these princely things come to be here, I wondered to myself. Staring up into the tangle of black branches and dancing green leaves I felt uncomfortably humbled for an eight year old American boy -- scion of the prowess and plunder of the Military Industrial complex. Eventually I drifted back home, my head nearly snapping off its stem as I continued to gaze upward into that dark verdant welkin. My mother saw me stumbling along, long before I reached our front porch, and wondered out loud how I had managed to reach the house without falling and breaking my neck.   

After that experience I really began noticing and appreciating the canopy of elm trees that lined so many streets in Southeast Minneapolis back then. Later on, after they were all hewn down, victims of Dutch elm disease, I learned that in the early 1920’s, when the original meadows and potato fields had been divvied up into lots for houses, the developers insisted on planting hundreds of elms on the streets and boulevards -- ignoring the advice of landscape professionals that a mix of other trees such as red maple and red oak would be prudent. The developers were not interested in prudence, they were interested in creating the kind of green cathedral canopy of mature elms that had already existed for hundreds of years in places like New Haven in Connecticut. They got their wish; and I became the beneficiary of their shortsighted obsession many years later.

During the dreary winter months, whenever I came down with bronchitis (a yearly occurrence back in those unfiltered Chesterfield days, when everyone, even my sainted mother, smoked like a chimney inside the house day and night) I asked to be allowed to recuperate on the living room couch. From there I traced the patterns the bare elm branches made against the dull gray sky -- birds in silhouette; grotesque faces leering down at me; even a sort of eldritch writing, like Viking runes, foretelling, no doubt, a hideous ruin for little boys like me who sometimes faked sore throats to get out of going to school.

During the flash and crash of summer thunderstorms I doted on sitting out on the front porch to watch those sturdy elms, whipped into a frenzy by the tornadic winds, stoutly resist the forces of nature to uproot them and mulch them in the whirlwind. The weeping willow in our backyard toppled over during a ferocious storm, and the vagrant cottonwoods down by the grade school were shorn of nearly half their flexible smaller branches -- but my elms, my splendid elms, stood up to the storms with nary a casualty. They were invincible, just like me.

Only . . . they weren’t. And neither was I.

Dutch elm disease, spread by bark beetles from the Orient by way of Holland, started felling the stately elms in Connecticut in the 1930’s, and by 1978 my beloved elms in Southeast Minneapolis were on their way out -- already victims of or suspected of being accomplices to the cursed bark beetle. And I, well -- it’s been many a year since I’ve set foot in Minnesota, let alone Southeast Minneapolis. My osteoarthritis keeps me close to home here in Provo Utah. But like the green bay tree mentioned in Psalms, the memories of my love affair with the genus Ulmus still flourish amidst the desert sand and sagebrush . . .   

We did put all our seeds into the earth



. . . we did put all our seeds into the earth . . .
First Nephi. Chapter 18. Verse 24.

On the day that darkest in your life, just plant a seed.
Plant it with the hope and faith that it will meet a need.
A need that may not be relieved for longer than you think.
Your thoughtful act may save someone from slipping on the brink.

Plant all the seeds you’re given in this life and give no heed
To doubts or grief if one of them should turn into a weed.
Just plant with good intentions and a willing hand to find
Contentment in your sowing and a candid peace of mind.

And when your planting’s over, the abundance it creates
Will be a green wave pushing you to Heaven’s milky gates.
When I am planted in the earth, I hope my seed bag shows

No hoarding, but a scattering of all through joys and woes.

Tuesday, April 3, 2018

And they fell down before me



And they fell down before me, and were about
to worship me, but I would not suffer them . . .
First Nephi. Chapter Seventeen. Verse 55.

Pride will come to visit you, while bringing vanity;
The two of them will swindle you out of serenity.
For pride must huff and puff forever more to keep in shape;
And vanity will make you seek for compliments agape.

The desire to be worshipped, to be thought above the crowd,
Keeps the ears unhearing and the head from being bowed.
Remember that no flattery is ever heaven sent.
It’s made in lurking darkness with a queasy sulfur scent.

Like Nephi I abhor obeisance from my fellow man.
I’d rather be of service to all others, if I can.
The Father of our spirits will not be impressed by me;

I only hope He lets me live with Him eternally.

Monday, April 2, 2018

Letter from my missionary daughter in California.




Hello Everyone!

I'm sure some of you must be getting tired of me saying how much I love being a missionary, but I will un-apologetically say it again: I LOVE being a Missionary!!!
It's been so much more than I ever imagined it to be. Some days are hard when I feel like nothing I do makes a difference, but the payoff is when we find more people to teach about Jesus Christ and his restored gospel, and then see how it changes their lives always for the better. It's a gift to watch someone you care about, come to love and know the Savior. 
Every first Sunday of the month we have what we call a Temple Music Devotional where missionaries from the mission and members put on musical performances at the church building near the Newport Temple, and then they invite people to walk around the temple grounds afterwards. Yesterday was a special one though, as it was Easter Sunday. There was a woman named Katie Luther who was a Broadway singer, that came to sing and tell her story of how she found hope and comfort through Jesus Christ. She also came with her husband ( who has a bomb voice) and her son. It was very powerful, and her story was so touching. What I got most out of it was this: Miracles always always come, but only AFTER the struggle. And only according to our faith. This woman had suffered abuse as a child and hadn't ever dealt with it, until her mid-twenties. She found that her only option for personal and lasting peace and happiness was through the Savior Jesus Christ. It's because He literally suffered for each one of us, so He knows where we've been. It took this woman a while to really come to trust that the Savior could make her whole again, but with a lot of work she did. There are days where it's still a fight, but she takes great comfort in the fact that her Savior walks with her each day. She allowed Him to take away her pain, and shame, and anger. What a testimony! I feel that what she said is true. The Atonement of Jesus Christ is real and it's powerful, and it's for you, and me and everyone. There's no way I could be a missionary if I didn't 100% totally believe that. I couldn't be a missionary if I didn't know that this church is the true church of Jesus Christ; it is His church established on the earth today. He is at the head and leads and guides us through a chosen living prophet of God. How miraculous is it to have someone on Earth who can warn us of spiritual dangers and tell us more of what our Heavenly Father wants us to know. 
We just had General conference, which is where the leaders of our church like the Apostles and Prophet speak to us over satellite broadcast from Salt Lake City to the whole world, and encourage, inspire and uplift us with their words. I look forward to it every year, twice a year :) There were so many powerful and inspiring talks, and I definitely had some questions answered. Something I that really jumped out to me was when Lynn G. Robbins talked about success and failure. He said: Success is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm! Then he goes on to explain that God lets us fail more than a few times because He wants us to 
1. Learn that everything will be for our good and benefit in the end
2. Know the bitter from the sweet in life
3. learn to trust that God knows better than we do, every time
At the end he says that repentance (the process of changing your heart, turning away from sin and turning to God) is not a back up plan; it IS the plan! When God sent us here He knew we would fail sometimes, but He also knew that we would learn to become like Him in the process and would help us as much as we asked for it. There's no limit on repentance, and the benevolence of god has no bounds either. He always welcomes us back with open arms, ready to receive us. He wants each one of us to return to Him, and He has made a way possible through Jesus Christ. 
There were so many more good things that I learned from Conference, so I encourage each of you to watch all the sessions if you haven't had the chance to already. We are so blessed to be able to know that we have a living prophet and apostles and other church leaders who help us know the will of the Lord for us and what we need to be reminded to do in our individual lives. I know the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints is true, no doubt whatsoever. We invite all to come join with us, and add to the faith that they already have. Jesus is the Christ, the Savior of the world. God is our loving Father who joys in our successes and weeps with us when we sorrow. Miracles happen only after the trial of our faith :) So hang in there, your miracle is coming! 
I love you all so much, I am sustained by your love and support each time I hear from you. Have an absolutely wonderful week! He lives and love you!
Love, 
Sister Torkildson

From the Wall Street Journal. Monday April 2 2018





The Trump administration’s commitment to coal
is under its stiffest test yet after an Ohio energy
company made a plea to favor that power source
over its many rivals, including oil and natural gas,
in a clash that could end with higher costs for consumers.


When coal is the love of your life,
There’s bound to be somewhat of strife.
If you make a pass
at oil or at gas
You might find your back holds a knife!


From Kicker Daily News


A soccer fan kissed a reporter
During a lively first quarter.
Such lack of decorum
Would lead any quorum
To snap his athletic supporter.


. . .  a growing body of research over the past decade
shows that a healthy diet—high in fruits, vegetables,
whole grains, fish and unprocessed lean red meat—
can prevent depression. And an unhealthy diet—
high in processed and refined foods—increases the risk
for the disease in everyone, including children and teens.
So ‘comfort food’ is but a myth?
I’m sorry, but I must insith
That burgers and fries
Make my spirits rise --
Besides, they’re so hard to resith!




And, on the subject of push alerts:

I always get a push alert when in my Subaru;
But there’s no autopilot so I don’t know what to do.
I’d like to give the story the attention it deserves,
Without a near collision when I’m going round the curves.

But when I’m in a meeting at the office that’s a bore,
A push alert keeps me awake so that I never snore.
The boss is getting wise to these divertissements, alas,
And has installed a tabletop that’s made of see-through glass.

I never seem to get a push alert at Starbucks, where
I have a lot of caffeine and long hours I can spare.
Instead they act as sort of an unpleasant morning goad

While I’m busy thinking on my porcelein commode.

Thou speakest hard things against us



Thou speakest hard things against us.
First Nephi. Chapter Sixteen. Verse 3.


I do not like hard words when spoke by anyone but me.
They are cruel and unrefined and silly as can be.
But if I’m moved to speak them, they are kindly meant, you know --
To guide the wayward soul so ev’ry line they now will tow.
So if I yell and scream at you, tis only for your good.

But if I’m yelled at it must mean I am misunderstood!

Sunday, April 1, 2018

white and blue expand



white and blue expand
to limitless new prospects 
far from numb winter

Easter Song





The mortal press is unrelenting;
Causing birth to be repenting.
And the universal sigh
Is to toil and then to die.


Futile is this cycle ending
In resigned and sad pretending;
Still, we struggle for a sight
That predicts the end of night.


But a single dawn decreed
Long ago that my great need
Has been answered by the Son,
And redemption has begun.


This prison of mortality
Is broke, and I have been set free.
Oh, shall I not exalt and sing
The Christ, my only loving King?  

Saturday, March 31, 2018

From the Wall Street Journal. Saturday March 31 2018




Palisades Collection was in the business of purchasing debts from
creditors at pennies on the dollar with the hope of fully collecting
on the debt, according to the lawsuit. That is a common practice
in the debt-collection industry, and collection agencies
regularly use court systems to try to collect debts.

For pennies on the dollar they will make your life a hell;
They’ll drag your name right through the mud and sue your butt as well.
The debt collection agency has scruples so minute
You could fit ‘em all inside a bacilluses’ snoot.
Why don’t we sic these monsters on ol’ Putin or Jinping,
So they can vex our enemies in Moscow and Beijing?




CERTAIN WINES have reputations tarnished by the
connotation of “cheap.” They’re usually the
lowest-priced offerings on a restaurant wine list
and shelved near the floor in a wine store. Often
described by unpromising adjectives like “affordable,”
“drinkable” or simply “fun,” they include wines such as
Beaujolais, Chianti, Pinot Grigio,
Chilean Sauvignon Blanc and Muscadet.

I never drink wine that is cheap;
Good wine has a price that is steep.
I pay it because
Next morning the fuzz
Inside of my head ain’t so deep.




On Thursday and again on Saturday, Mr. Trump
on Twitter blasted Amazon over its business practices
and economic impact, saying the company should pay
more in taxes and is “putting many thousands of retailers
out of business.”


I think Mr. Trump is so mean
To Amazon cuz he has seen
How they deliver
Without a quiver --
While his pledges aren’t worth a bean.



New Yorkers flush the toilet millions of times a day,
creating 1,200 tons of biosolids, or treated sewage sludge.
Privately owned Big Sky Landfill in Adamsville, Ala.,
has permits to take nearly all of that from New York’s
five boroughs.

The Big Apple has more BS
Than anyone else, so I guess.
It’s shipped to Dixie,
Which might be tricksy
When it’s used to grow watercress.



While the U.S. doesn’t legally restrict women from
occupations, it scores particularly low on the leave
policies. The U.S. is one of just seven nations that don’t
require at least 14 weeks of paid leave. The others are
Suriname, Papua New Guinea, Micronesia, the Marshall Islands,
Palau and Tonga. Overall, the U.S. ranks 121st out
of 189 economies on this dimension.

In Tonga new mothers must toil,
Burning the hard midnight oil;
Before we critique
We might as well speak

Of how it’s the same on OUR soil.

the bright rising sky




the bright rising sky
brushes her lips against me
wanton yet loyal