Monday, January 14, 2019

Millie the Monarch Butterfly



They arrive in California each winter, an undulating ribbon of orange and black. There, migrating western monarch butterflies nestle among the state’s coastal forests, traveling from as far away as Idaho and Utah only to return home in the spring.
This year, though, the monarchs’ flight seems more perilous than ever. The Xerces Society for Invertebrate Conservation, a nonprofit group that conducts a yearly census of the western monarch, said the population reached historic lows in 2018, an estimated 86 percent decline from the previous year.
NYT

Millie was a butterfly, a Monarch of the sky.
Majestically she flew each day, on wings of double dye.
Her delicate antennae waved in happy cadency;
her patterns in the sultry air were wonderful to see.

She dined upon the milkweed and the downy thistle, too.
In shady nooks by hissing brooks she rested with her crew.
How often would the children smile to watch her actions coy;
her kind make life seem ample to each little girl and boy.

"Come, fellows" she would whisper to companions in the trees,
"let's shimmer and then glimmer just as much as we do please!"
Folding in and out their wings, the Monarchs beauty made
that put Venus de Milo in the ever-lovin' shade.

From vivid green chrysalis Millie came forth in the Spring,
with thousands of her kindred to be sunshine on the wing.
And when the wind was shifting and the air grew pallid cold
she fled with her companions to find sunsets warm and gold.

She floated back this summer to a backyard garden where
lilac and red clover and cone flowers were her care.
But she was all alone; there were no others of her kind.
The Monarchs had been poisoned and left homeless, and declined

until poor lonely Millie was the last one left to skim
the summer haze in silence like a discontinued hymn.
"Where have my companions gone?" the zephyrs heard her cry.
No answer was vouchsafed her, so she fell to earth to die.







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Sunday, January 13, 2019

Idle time and solitude are to be sought, not feared.


Idle time and solitude are to be sought, not feared. 
Jim Michaels 


I sit as morning sun streams through
my window, with a mountain view.
When glowering behind a peak
the sun appears too wan and weak
to be of any use to me --
I like to bask in full glory.
But then, now that my time is done
with working late and having 'fun,'
perhaps the obscure sun reveals
a modesty that my soul heals.
That hidden orb is telling me
that now I should contented be.
And so I scribble my thoughts down,
a pensioned warehoused bookish clown.
I didn't wish arthritic knees
or diverse minor surgeries.
Methought I'd save enough for jaunts
to Bali and still meet my wants;
but those dreams had to be cut short
(because, you see, of child support.)
The Lord has had his laugh with me:
Ambition breeds Obscurity --
is what my tombstone ought to read
when at long last I go to seed.

****************
But on reflection, given time,
this new old age is not a crime.
Let others now race out the door
to tilt with windmills evermore.
Me, I'll sit in silence jolly
(though I never got to Bali)
and so write odes and quatrains which
will not gain me a dime or stitch.
And when I tire of the news,
I simply lay down for a snooze.
My thoughts are still not very deep;
my hair I do not think I'll keep.
Without a car, I take the bus,
or walk a bit without a fuss.
And with a Kindle by my side
old Father Time I can deride.
And who'd a thunk that grand kids could
grant me something like sainthood.
And though the hike is downhill now,
I find I will not have a cow.
Rabbi Ben Ezra perhaps I'm not --
but my old age is Camelot . . . 

The Ballad of Thomas Otis Bigelow



Authenticity means there can be no moral imperative to deceive for selfish gains.
Deseret News


A file clerk, once in state employ,
a steady income did enjoy.
In Salt Lake City he did toil
(though never burning midnight oil.)

His name, if you must have it so,
was Thomas Otis Bigelow.
He shuffled papers into drawers,
along with other mundane chores.

Receipts and memos, bills and lists,
made up his normal workday trysts.
A lonely job, no other folk
to visit with or crack a joke.

So Thomas, in his reverie,
dreamt much of bigger things than he
could e'er accomplish at his job
(which sometimes made him give a sob.)

One day, just like a fairy tale,
he filed away a piece of mail --
but noticing its contents dire,
his soul began to catch on fire.

The letter was a stern rebuke
to someone by the name of Luke
who had exceeded budget curbs
in buying candy, nuts, and herbs.

"If I release this to the Press"
he thought "I'll be a big success!"
To make it even more intense
he added to the mild expense.

Then Thomas took his phony scoop
down to a wild newspaper group;
he waved the letter all about
and gave a mighty righteous shout:

"Corruption at the highest levels!
Taxpayer money spent on revels!"
Reporters ate it up with glee,
and Bigelow made history.

A whistle blower now supreme,
he carried on his faulty dream;
deceiving one and all with files
as phony as free flyer miles.

He reasoned that the good he did
outweighed the awful lies he hid.
Ruining lives, creating scandal --
he was now a media vandal.

But finally a journalist
began his stories to untwist
and found them all to be untrue
and thus exposed his ballyhoo.

Now Thomas Otis Bigelow
has naught for all his fame to show.
He lost his clerking job, of course,
and really has no income source.

But do not fear for his daft sake;
there's always someone loves a fake.
It won't be long before discussion
begins of his Talk Show -- in Russian.


Saturday, January 12, 2019

Little Tommy Titter



Take heed of little Tommy Titter;
he spent his life involved with Twitter.
Before the morning sun was out
his smartphone got a real workout
with texting and such Instagramming
that all his brain cells started jamming.
He failed his tests and went to jail
for hacking other folk's email.

The moral of this story, friend,
is not one with a real bad end.
For once wee Tommy Titter learned
that hacking folk was to be spurned
he was pardoned and did sally
out to wealth in Silicon Valley.
Now his startups sell for more
than the annual budget of Ecuador. 

Way Up Where Polar Bears Cavort




WASHINGTON—The Navy is planning to expand its role in the Arctic as climate change opens up more ocean waterways and the U.S. vies with great-power rivals Russia and China for influence in the far north.
WSJ

Way up where polar bears cavort,
where ne'er has ever been a fort,
fierce climate change has opened wide
a route for jingoistic pride.

Our Navy, manned by sailors true,
is gliding o'er the icy blue,
and spoiling for a fight with those
who bar their way with haughty pose.

Suppose a raft of penguins takes
an attitude to be headaches;
our doughty ships will slice right through
their ineffective, mangy crew.

Or should a walrus rear its head
and bellow loudly with dire dread;
would our brave Navy run away?
Not them -- that beast they'd gladly flay!

Of course if Russian trawler seems
set to collide abaft the beams
our naval forces will respond
with sang froid like the French beau monde.

They'll tip their caps and want to see
if Russians will come drink some tea.
And if the surly Slavic foe
takes cream and sugar in combo.

Or should an oriental craft
from China ding propeller shaft,
our admiral will go "Tut tut,"
continuing his practice putt.

For so superior are we
upon the icy Arctic Sea
that confrontation ain't allowed
with others who are not our crowd.

But should Norwegians venture forth
and impinge upon the North,
you can bet our battle ships
would be on them like umpteen thrips.

Or should a freighter from Peru
presume to hove into our view
our naval guns will show 'em who
is running things all tried and true.

So fear naught, all you landsman weak;
our Navy's dancing cheek to cheek
with icebergs and the Arctic gale --
and never will they lower sail.

Unless, of course, the Treasury 
does come up short quite suddenly --
and then our lascars, all unpaid,
upon the Capital may raid.

And finding those who closed the Bank,
will make each one to walk the plank.
(But hardly can that come to pass
while sailors swab and polish brass.)

And so the Arctic Seas remain
a part of Uncle Sam's domain,
protected from the thieving mob
by our devoted, gallant gob.



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Friday, January 11, 2019

Ode to Reporter Leslie Scism



O muse, grant me a rainbow prism
to celebrate Ms. Leslie Scism.
Her piercing eye, her mighty pen
that always knows just where and when
Her subtle brain that does delight
in complications left and right
Her knowledge of insurance rackets
and CEO's high income brackets
In fact, unless I miss my guess
she's Frida Kahlo of the Press!

The Emperor's Great Wall



Administration officials on Thursday confirmed that they were looking at a range of government accounts that Trump potentially could tap into for the Wall, but would not comment specifically on which projects were being eyed.  LATimes.

Long ago in ancient lands an emperor decreed
that out of bricks and sticks and tricks a wall must rise with speed.
His counselors, they scratched their heads and faintly wondered why
such a wall must be put up until it reached the sky.

The emperor did not enjoy the doubts of any servant.
He kicked them and he cussed at them in language that was fervent:
"Don't you know that foreign hordes are right this minute waiting
to overwhelm my empire -- a nasty mess creating?"

And so the retinue of He Who Must Be Compensated
fanned out to find the manpower to make his project fated.
Any man found idling in doorway or saloon,
any woman peeling carrots or the sharp cardoon,

children playing marbles -- all were swept up in a trice
and put in cells of cockleshells, to live off prunes and rice.
Manacled together, they were marched out to the site
of the nascent border wall to work from morn til night.

 But where to find the funding for the bricks and thick cement?
The servants of the emperor did not have one red cent.
Deputizing publicans, they sent those greedy pigs
out to tax entire worlds of cloth and tools and figs.

But that's not all these creatures did, to finance that great wall;
they raided all departments of the government, y'all.
The navy lost its rudders and the army its puttees;
the scribes had no more pencils and accountants no more cheese.

All the schools were shut down, so their funding could be swiped 
for the emperor's great wall, which now was really hyped.
Calamity was prophesied if building was delayed;
recruiters signed up volunteers -- by using a sharp blade.

The towns were all deserted and the farms were fallow all --
just so that the emperor could have his toxic wall.
Commerce at a stand-still, and the temples in decay;
the land turned back to jungle in a verdant disarray. 

 Now while the people slaved upon the wall in subjugation,
strangers from the East and West began a sly migration.
Taking over farms and shops, restoring many homes,
they settled in quite cozily -- like little garden gnomes.

So set upon his sacred wall, the emperor ignored
his people's anger and their rising temper and discord.
At last full civil war broke out, and none were spared the sword --
so ev'ryone was gutted like an overripened gourd.

When the pall of battle cleared the emperor alone
survived upon his blood-stained and near-splintered royal throne.
The wall had tumbled down around his ears -- he gave a sigh,
and then far in the distance his new people did descry.

With a grave panoply of his solitary person
he marched up to his newbies (all their happiness to worsen.)
"I am your emperor supreme!" he gabbled at their faces.
"Full of strong authority and self-effacing graces."

The newbies didn't care a fig for this benighted dummy;
they kept on with their singing, swinging, and playing of gin rummy.
"I command you to begin the digging of a ditch . . . "
he cried, but then they cut him down -- that sorry son of a . . .gun.
  

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