The Sinister Hue.

Memories of art auctions, afternoon high teas, quiz nights and mahjong games all took on a sinister hue.
Motoko Rich. NYT. 

We were all at high tea when the conversation took
a strange turn.
"Why are we having high tea in the first place?" asked Hildegard, my oldest and dearest mung bean dealer. 
"Sitting here in starched dresses and sipping weak tea with little cupcakes on the side and a butler standing silently in the shadows. Sinister, is what I call it."
We all looked at the silent butler
lurking in the shadows while sharpening a machete
with a whetstone. 
"It's a way to spend the afternoon without leaving a carbon footprint" replied Rachel primly. I never liked Rachel; she liked to brag about how many scrunchies she gave to homeless women. 
I put down my bone china tea cup.
Got up and walked out of the gathering.
It was not sinister, I decided.
But it was a tad boring.

That evening at the art auction I bought a Poisson print: 'Animalcules.'
As I took it out to the car
 it began to shed tiny yellow pollen-like particles.
And people all around me got the hiccups. 
I don't know if any of them ever recovered. 

The next day my mahjong group decided to become 
nondenominational.
We gave all our hand-carved ivory tiles 
to a community college to fund classes
in bonsai.
I felt good about our decision, 
but I noticed several 
of the members kept
some of the most valuable
tiles for themselves --
while snickering in a sinister fashion.

We never did have our quiz night
because of cloud cover
and the war in Marzipan.

But I refuse to give in to
Sinisterism.
Life is more than dim hues.
Dark umbras that tepid talents
feel the need to analyze
ad nauseum.
Oh, and that butler with the machete?
He turned out 
to be a sheep
shearer.

Shall be made fat.

He that is of a proud heart stirreth up strife: but he that putteth his trust in the Lord shall be made fat.
Proverbs 28:25

The haughty seek out strife like cake;

the more they find, the more they take.

But those who trust in God grow lush

with stillness that makes proud men blush.

If peace and plenty you desire,

burn your conceit upon a pyre!

A frenzy for letters. (Prose Poem.)

If nothing else, L’Affaire Aristophil is arguably the Frenchiest of all financial scandals. The country has a singular reverence for books and writers, reflected in statues of great authors that dot Paris, and one of the largest national archives in the world. It’s hard to imagine another place on earth where a frenzy could be whipped up over the personal letters of Voltaire or autographed scores by Mozart.

David Segal. NYT. 

After the divorce, I wrote my children hundreds of letters. Probably thousands of them. Stamps only cost a quarter back then.

Who can't afford a quarter?

I'd write two or three each day.

After all, there were eight kids.

They lived in Utah.

I lived in Iowa.

Then I lived in Thailand.

And then in Oklahoma.

But they always stayed in Utah.

Until they went to North Dakota.

That was an ugly mistake.

One I never forgave Amy for.

North Dakota is deceptively flat and determinedly cold.

People get frozen in time there by the dozens each winter.

When they thaw out they are never the same again.

But somehow my kids survived North Dakota and now they live all over the place.

Utah.

Virginia.

Hawaii.

Texas.

Minnesota.

But none of them live in North Dakota.

I rest my case.

Twenty years after the divorce my kids and I reunited briefly for a photograph that appeared in the Daily Herald. I forget

why the newspaper wanted it.

That's when they gave me back all the letters

I wrote to them over the years.

There were postcards and aerograms and regular

stamped envelopes with type-written letters

inside.

There were so many that I had to buy two footlockers

at Walmart to put them in --

cheap cardboard things they were, too.

I didn't ask why they gave them all back to me.

I think they were embarrassed. 

Because they never answered any of them.

I've arranged all those letters

by date and location

and by who wrote them.

I've put them all in plastic slips.

Several of them are in frames, hanging

on my living room wall.

My kids went through hell

once I was gone.

(Although admittedly they would have

probably gone through just as much hell

if I had stuck around.)

So I'm thinking at least one of them

will turn their trauma into an amazing

success

in entertainment, finance, or politics.

Then those letters are gonna be worth something.

So I insured them for several million dollars.

And had an auction catalog printed up.

If only one of them turns out to be 

a mass murderer . . . 

my fortune is made. 

A Random Armload (Prose Poem)

When the police arrived at his apartment in Greenwich Village, Paul Pannkuk didn’t know what they were talking about.

Someone had entered the apartment next door, taken a random armload of the tenant’s belongings — photo albums, a doormat, a shoe holder — and dumped it all with the garbage in the basement. The burglar was captured on security camera, and he looked an awful lot like Mr. Pannkuk.

Michael Wilson. NYT.

A random armload is all I can carry at one time.

I once tried carrying a full wardrobe trunk on my back,

but that didn't turn out very well.

An armload of oranges, or of turtles, say,

is not very interesting, or fun.

But when you've got a random armload

of stuff, walking around randomly,

it's a real  hoot.

For instance, last Saturday I grabbed 

a random armload out of my neighbor's

garage

and walked around the neighborhood

with it for several hours.

It took only minutes for somebody to

post me on Instagram,

and then the mega-bloggers showed up

to demand to know what I was doing.

I told them I was campaigning for Bernie Sanders.

They seemed to buy that, the ninnyhammers.

I took my random armload back to my neighbor,

who was used to that sort of thing from me

so he didn't put up a fuss.

Early this morning I went into a 7-11

to grab a random armload of stuff;

I told the gaping clerk I'd be back to pay

for it all in a few hours.

But he chose to sic the police on me.

Very unsporting, if you ask me.

"Hey" said the cop as he got out of his squad car.

"Watcha doin' with all that merchandise, fellah?"

"I'm a random armload artist" I told him, "and I walk about with random armloads of stuff as performance art."

The cop got excited all of a sudden.

"Hey" he said. "I seen you on Huffington Post -- you're that famous guy . . . " He just gazed at me, lost in admiration.

"Would you like to take a selfie with me?" I offered.

"You betcha!" he exclaimed. Afterwards he made me promise to pay for everything I had, which I had always fully intended to do anyways, and then he drove off, with his lights flashing and his siren wailing. 

It's fun to make new friends, isn't it?

A group of small Asian children fell in line behind me as I paraded down the street with my random armload. I think they were waiting for something to fall out of my grasp. But that rarely happens -- practice makes perfect, you know.

When I got back to the 7-11 I dumped my random armload on the counter and told the clerk to ring me up. He looked a bit ashamed for being such a Doubting Thomas, so I told him that if the world had more random acts of carrying it would be a much better place.

"Is that some kind of religion or something?" he asked me fervently, the light of zealotry beginning to kindle in his eyes.

"No, son" I replied gently. "I'm just making up stuff as I go along. You just stick to your job and work hard and someday you'll find your own special brand of randomness."

"Oh, snap" he said.

"Snap, indeed!" I replied with a laugh. Then I had him bag my stuff, because my career as a random armload artist was over. 

Their ears shall tingle

And the Lord said to Samuel, Behold, I will do a thing in Israel, at which both the ears of every one that heareth it shall tingle.
1 Samuel 3:11

The message that we bring

makes hearts rise up and sing;

gives tingle to the ears,

resounds throughout the years.

For God has come again

to save us, if and when

we listen to His voice

and make the proper choice.

You'll know it in your bowels,

despite the devil's howls,

that Christ Almighty reigns

and all that now remains

is living loud with praise

here in these latter days!

Joy cometh in the morning.

For his anger endureth but a moment; in his favour is life: weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.
Psalm 30:5. 

The Lord of Life is good to me;

his servant I will always be.

And if he chastens now and then,

I'm still the happiest of men.

For after dark and dreadful fears,

the Lord will swab away my tears.

The joyous sunrise testifies

that death and hell our God defies.

And I have but to hold his hand

to travel to the Promised Land!

Photo Essay: Postcards to my President.

Photo Essay: Haiku 俳句

Each mountain 

is like a snow flake:

Indestructible.

各山

雪の結晶のようなものです。

不滅

Waiting for
Junk mail --
My life.

待っています

迷惑メール  - 

私の人生。

The futility
of
Celebration.



無駄 の お祝い。

Light brown.
Dark brown.
Dead bush.

ライト・ブラウン。

ダークブラウン。

死んだブッシュ。

A refuge for the oppressed.

The Lord also will be a refuge for the oppressed, a refuge in times of trouble.
Psalm 9:9

A hand reached out to God in pain

never is reached out in vain.

His mighty arm protects the weak

and defends the poor and meek.

Woe betide the Pharisees

who overlook the refugees.

The one and only Judge of Man

will treat them like an old bed pan.