Thursday, December 10, 2020

They did not set their hearts upon riches.

 



Setting your heart upon riches

will not gain you much in return;

true prospering comes to the kindly,

who for other's welfare do yearn.

For when you are walking with heaven

by giving as much as you can

you find that you need but a little

to feel like the richest oilman.



Wednesday, December 9, 2020

Shopping for your soul

 



People do a lot of work

with bargains as their goal.

They shop for ev'rything in sight,

except their precious soul.

I, too, need some reminding

that my life's already bought

and gifted back to me by One

I have not always sought.



Today's timericks

 




I'm making spaghetti today,

the good old American way;

cans of red sauce,

some herbs and some moss,

and noodles I boil till they fray.


McConnell continues to chuckle

insisting he still will not buckle

to Biden as champ;

he's still in the camp

that thinks of Trump as honeysuckle. 


No hospital beds in L.A.

So where will new patients all stay?

Since there are no rooms,

the parking lot looms --

a great place for clients to stray!


Tuesday, December 8, 2020

Today's Timericks.

 



When leaders are slow to select

a course all their folk to protect

their folly provokes

both hatred and jokes;

they throw away love and respect.


Who's buying Xmas trees this year?

They're priced beyond the stratosphere.

Better a menorah, nu?

The price won't turn your face dark blue!


Journalists now get their news

from Twitter and short Facebook cues.

No need for messy interviews,

cuz innuendo is their muse.


Knowledge from heaven will pour

 



Knowledge from heaven will pour

upon those who learn to adore

the Lord's revelation

without hesitation,

and folly will lead us no more!





Monday, December 7, 2020

Charity towards all men

 



Charity towards all men is the tocsin we should heed;

whether they are black or white, in wealth or dire need.

Do not judge another when you see they need support;

one day you and I may have to in their shoes cavort!


The Unauthorized Autobiography of Me. Section Eleven. Hobo Days.

 




It was at Van Cleve Park where they

held Hobo Days each summer.

I went with my sister Sue Ellen

every year from 1959 until 1965.

Our hobo costumes were judged

and awarded prizes.

I never won an award,

but Sue Ellen did every year.

Mom dressed her up as a 'cute'

hobo, with long eyelashes,

dirty white gloves, and a 

long empty plastic cigarette holder --

a la Phyllis Diller --

and put a black soot beard on her, too.

I got to chomp on a stale pink bubblegum cigar;

which was pretty good compensation 

for never winning anything.

Even better,

I was allowed to wave around 

an empty whiskey bottle,

courtesy of Aarone's Bar & Grill

where my dad worked.

We each had a sawed off broomstick

with a red bandana bundle tied to the

end, to heft over our shoulders.

The bundle held a peanut butter

and jelly sandwich to tide us over

until dinner.


The mirror cracked in half

when it came to hoboes

and others grouped with them

sixty years ago in America.

There was Weary Willie and

Freddy the Freeloader --

lovable and comic characters.

But then there were the cutthroat

demented dark figures under the viaduct

that mom warned us about --

if they caught you wandering

around the railyard

they would remove an arm to

roast over a kerosene drum fire.

They were filthy, crawling with lice.

I was never to take the bus to Nicollet Island,

in the middle of the Mississippi River;

it was a land where men drank Cold Duck

in one gulp while sitting on dirty stone stoops

in front of flop houses.

My parents barely escaped the Depression,

and their message to me was clear:

the homeless and disenfranchised,

who didn't make it out of the Depression,

were not human enough for compassion.

Either laugh at them or keep them far away.

I'm still dealing with that cruel falsehood today.



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This piece so offended @markgmaurer of the Wall Street Journal

that he requested to be removed from my poetry

email list. 



Sunday, December 6, 2020

Three Winter Photographs.

 




A bowl of dirty ice.
Good for nothing
but pity.





Waiting for spring
without hope or faith --
 nor instinct.
Not waiting at all, really.
Just being.







Hardiness is all.
Brittle. Unyielding. Colorless.
Yet returning to life.
To suppleness. Color. 
This is God.


Empty and marvelous

 



I walked down a street that was not a street

to enter a shop that wasn't there

and asked the clerk who didn't exist

for a lottery ticket that was already expired.


It is marvelous to be so empty.

But that very contentment 

escapes me like water in a sieve.

So I will tell you a story

that illustrates nothing:


Not long ago

there lived a man and his daughter.

They were too poor to cook and eat

so they went door to door to 

smell the frying and baking of others.

The aromas sustained them for a long time.

But people began to resent their great pleasure

in something they had no hand in providing or

preparing.

So they were taken to a high cliff and shoved off.

The man and his daughter weighed so little

after so many years of not eating

that they floated gently to the ground,

unharmed.

And the site of this great miracle became

a gathering place for many rich and dyspeptic

people. Eventually a great temple was built

on the site, using slave labor and decorated

with looted gold and gems from around the world.

But the man and his daughter

who started the whole thing

were never permitted to see the inside of it.

They couldn't afford the entry fee.

Besides, none of this ever happened

and you didn't read about it.

So it doesn't register as anything

and won't be remembered,

like smoke meeting fog.






Hit with a salt shaker

 



When I asked the Venerable Sashi,
on the island of Hondo,
during the Plum Blossom Festival,
'Who is the Buddha?'
he asked me for a plum branch
and then whipped me with it.
And so I was enlightened.

But later in life I married
and wandered from the Pure Land
as I became distracted with 
my household.
One morning I asked my wife
'Is there any marmalade left?'
The blessed woman hit me 
with the salt shaker, and my
vision was restored.

Then I worked with the lilies
of the field and fowls on the ground
to provide beauty and sustenance
to the world,
which led me to a listical existence,
a grasping of names,
craving more details,
that was frustrating and very limiting.

At last I fled back to the island of Hondo,
to the Venerable Sashi.
He held up his hand to me,
with the fingers spread apart,
and said
"Point to what is between my fingers."
I threw a custard pie at his outstretched hand.
And we both knew a new enlightenment
as we dined on the smashed pastry
with our chopsticks.