It was at Van Cleve Park where they
held Hobo Days each summer.
I went with my sister Sue Ellen
every year from 1959 until 1965.
Our hobo costumes were judged
and awarded prizes.
I never won an award,
but Sue Ellen did every year.
Mom dressed her up as a 'cute'
hobo, with long eyelashes,
dirty white gloves, and a
long empty plastic cigarette holder --
a la Phyllis Diller --
and put a black soot beard on her, too.
I got to chomp on a stale pink bubblegum cigar;
which was pretty good compensation
for never winning anything.
Even better,
I was allowed to wave around
an empty whiskey bottle,
courtesy of Aarone's Bar & Grill
where my dad worked.
We each had a sawed off broomstick
with a red bandana bundle tied to the
end, to heft over our shoulders.
The bundle held a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich to tide us over
until dinner.
The mirror cracked in half
when it came to hoboes
and others grouped with them
sixty years ago in America.
There was Weary Willie and
Freddy the Freeloader --
lovable and comic characters.
But then there were the cutthroat
demented dark figures under the viaduct
that mom warned us about --
if they caught you wandering
around the railyard
they would remove an arm to
roast over a kerosene drum fire.
They were filthy, crawling with lice.
I was never to take the bus to Nicollet Island,
in the middle of the Mississippi River;
it was a land where men drank Cold Duck
in one gulp while sitting on dirty stone stoops
in front of flop houses.
My parents barely escaped the Depression,
and their message to me was clear:
the homeless and disenfranchised,
who didn't make it out of the Depression,
were not human enough for compassion.
Either laugh at them or keep them far away.
I'm still dealing with that cruel falsehood today.
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