Friday, October 22, 2021

Today's Timericks: John Eastman. Apples. Sunflowers.


If perhaps you do not know/Twas John Eastman who did show/an election in dispute/could save Don Trump from disrepute/This lawyer's wild conjectures prove/depravity stays on the move!


Peeling apples I have found/leaves too much apple on the ground/Although my knife is sharp, my skill/at peeling fruit is pretty nil/When making apple pie, what's more/my filling's mostly apple core/To cause my feelings less distress/I guess I'll buy a cider press!


The sunflower doth nod its head/heavy with it's own seedbed/On this mellow autumn day/I'll sever it to then display/with the punkins and cornstalk/all along my cee - ment walk/I'll leave it there through winter nights/and forget the Xmas lights . . . 

Monday, October 18, 2021

The Further Haiku of Amy: 彼女の才能は幅広い

 


Adore Meekness, Faith,

Love, Joy, Peace, Long-suffering,

Gentleness, Goodness

**************

The soft autumn rain --

washing away the summer

and its weary dust

やわらかな秋の雨が疲れた夏のほこりを洗い流します
****************
Teachable, humble,
Against such there is no law
Sweet, clean, pure, holy
*****************
the sweetest parsnips
need frost to temper their core
to become wholesome
パースニップは、霜が降りないと甘くなりません。

You accept me in
You belong in me fully
as one, not two; one
パースニップは、霜が降りないと甘くなりません。
************************
In your love, no guile
In your smile, no cosmetics
In your face, no age
あなたの愛には罪がありません。あなたの笑顔には誇りがありません。そしてあなたの顔は月を恥じます

Amy's Haiku: 妻の詩に対する詩人の反応

 


Denying the now

builds up the monster within

showing as acne

****************

A leaf drops down once --

morning glories bloom often --

a kiss has no end


Bitter; unyielding

teach, love, forgive, acceptance

every thought to change

***************

The bitter radish

is subdued with soft butter 

but not extinguished


Our desires are weak

we are too easily pleased

with ourselves, not God

************

This pleasure garden

is so neglected and old --

moss grows on lichen


The beautiful moon

the animals see it too

paths grow together

***********

The moonlit alley

meets itself in the small park

where the moths alight

月明かりに照らされた路地は、灰色の蛾が集まる緑豊かな公園で出会う


Haiku: 一晩浸した豆

 


Beans soaked overnight --

stale bread steeped in milk and eggs --

We're out of sugar.

豆は一晩浸され、古いパンはミルクと卵に浸されました-私たちは砂糖が不足しています


The dripping faucet 

sounds louder to stingy ears

than the ocean's roar.

滴る蛇口は、海の轟音よりもけちな耳で大きく聞こえます

The shaving cream can

stains the top of the toilet

where it stands a rusty brown

シェービングクリームは、それが立っているトイレの上部を汚す可能性があります

Saturday, October 16, 2021

Haiku: このように行けば

 


If you go this way

the sign on the way proclaims

you will go this way.

あなたがこのように行くならば、壁のサインはあなたがこのように行くと宣言します

Through the window blinds --
sunlight and motes creep along --
searching for an eye
ガラス窓から日光とモートが忍び寄り、目を探します


Bright yellow mountains --
drifting down this small valley;
they block the river.
小さな谷を漂う黄山が川を塞いでいる

Friday, October 15, 2021

Haiku: これらの詩は私の新しい花嫁に捧げられています

 


I have found her now;

there is pie in the oven.

Our bed is half made.

私は彼女を見つけたので、私の新しい花嫁はパイを焼き、ベッドを整えずに残しました


This soft silver skin

with a patina of mist

is mild in my hands

彼女の柔らかい銀色の肌は私の手に曇って暖かい

We wash the dishes --
stack them neat in the drainer --
gaze out at the rain.
雨が降っている間に皿を洗って積み重ねる

Where have the bells gone --
that boomed a joyous echo
and gathered neighbors?

Today's Timericks: Banksy tried to destroy his art after it sold for $1.4 million. The shredded version just went for $25.4 million.

 


Does this mean that shredded wheat/or a slab of luncheon meat/now will sell for millions more/at the local grocery store?/Banksy, tell me man to man/could this be your master plan?


Britain’s queen expresses irritation at world leaders who won’t commit to climate summit.

Elizabeth is getting peeved/at leaders who remain deceived/and do not want to meet at all/and over climate change do stall/They'd better treat her with more dread/lest she commands "Off with their head!"


A record number of Americans are quitting their jobs. Here’s how they make money after they quit.

I quit my job again today/I need more time to think and play/My boss was rude and overbearing/not nurturing or very caring/No more Florsheims; I wear sandals/and like so many, I panhandles/9 to 5 is obsolete/I'd rather stay at home and tweet.

Thursday, October 14, 2021

Haiku: 詩人はテレビを消します

 


Dark action movies --

waves of noise and loud colors;

blood on my popcorn.

ダークアクション映画
ノイズの波と大きな色が私のポップコーンに血を残します

Drifting mountains land
on feet of clay and peat moss --
then scamper away.
漂う山々は猫のように足元に着地し、走り去ります

The crunch of lettuce
in the mouth of a
young girl
drips green down her chin.
少女の口の中のレタスの歯ごたえが彼女のあごに緑色に滴り落ちる

Monday, October 11, 2021

The story of a lie.

 


When you tell yourself a lie or let others sell you a lie about yourself, the results are inevitably sad and damaging.

A lie is something that won't let you love yourself or trust yourself enough to let go of the false to embrace the truth.

The Savior saw much of this during his ministry, and in his dealings with the prophets past and present.

I am fortunate to have recently been reunited with a woman who knows the power of lies in her own personal life, has fought them, and has come out on top of them, banishing them to permanent non-existence.

With her blessed help I am overcoming the lies in my life.

In my life I have struggled with many lies, which have led to devastatingly poor choices.

Such as alcoholism.

The lie, for me, began with seeing alcohol as a magical elixir -- something that could make Dumbo fly and reunite him with his mother and make him a circus celebrity.

John Wayne could down a bottle of whisky, win a bar fight, and then ride off into the sage with head held high and no hint of a hangover.

That lie was what I was looking for as a kid, since I felt ignored, untalented, and insignificant. 

So when I turned fourteen I embraced the lie and began drinking. Since I couldn't love me, I could love the bottle and what it did for me and to me.

I could be a great lover; give others fantastic financial advice; beat up a cadre of bullies; and perform on stage to thunderous applause.

In my mind I could do all that. In reality I could only pee my pants and throw up.

Today, as my body dries out and my spirit grows full, I walk with the Savior, imagining how he will befriend me and counsel me.  He talks but little, saying to me only "There are better things ahead for you."

And the lie wilts and dies a quiet death.


Sunday, October 10, 2021

Haiku: 太陽と雲

 


Sun and clouds combine

Birds and wind tear through the sky --

wet grass holds brown leaves

太陽と雲と風と鳥が野生のコンコードで結合します

The brown wooden fence
stands graceless before the world --
whitewashed by sparrows
無防備な茶色の木製の柵は優雅なスズメによって白塗りされています

The sidewalk goes on
until it reaches the end --
a blind fish still smells
歩道は終わりに達するまで続きますが、盲目の魚はまだ臭いです