Haiku: 詩人は鼻をかむ

 

Scorn the fatted calf;

bring out a green lettuce leaf

for my arrival.

太った子牛を酷評しなさい。 緑のレタスの葉を引き出す 私の到着のために。

No working from work;

I have my own thermostat

thank you very much.

仕事からの仕事はありません。

私は自分のサーモスタットを持っています

どうもありがとうございます。

Grim dancing grannies

fight children and chess players

for some black asphalt.

厳しいダンスのおばあちゃん

子供やチェスプレーヤーと戦う

いくつかの黒いアスファルトのために。

Thai Khlong Poetry: กวีกำลังหิว

 

a wayward band of 

otters in Singapore now

scare pedestrians

วงดนตรีที่เอาแต่ใจของ

นากในสิงคโปร์ตอนนี้

ทำให้คนเดินเท้าตกใจ

I go no further
than my wide front door
for food and danger
ฉันไม่ไปอีกแล้ว
กว่าประตูหน้ากว้างของฉัน
สำหรับอาหารและอันตราย

under this moist ground
snakes pipes of leaden repose
for the dawdling.
ใต้พื้นดินที่เปียกชื้นนี้
ท่องูของลีดพักผ่อน
สำหรับคนขี้งอน

Haiku: 詩人はバターを塗ったトーストを食べています

 

the big bellied hen

smothers her chicks with dark feathers --

they scramble for air

大きな腹鶏

彼女のひよこを暗い羽で窒息させる-

彼らは空気を奪い合う

Just what can you buy

that is worth the silent drift

of one white snowflake?

何が買えるの？
それは静かなドリフトの価値があります
1つの白い雪の結晶の？

The earth stops spinning

at the poles and instead spins

filthy dry cobwebs.

地球は回転を停止します
極で代わりに回転します
不潔な乾燥したクモの巣。

Timerick: How a $6 Bass Pro Shops Hat Became a Fashion Trend

 Build a better trucker's cap

and reap a rich windfall.

People wear it ev'rywhere,

winter, spring, and fall.

They like the hayseed ambiance,

the 'good-ol-boy' design;

and if it costs six dollars;

why, it's really mighty fine!

I wish I had invested in a cap or coffee cup,

instead of wasting money in a blasted mustache cup!

Timerick: Inflation Hits Workers Already Worn Down by Covid-19

 

I put some gas into the tank

to drive myself to the blood bank;

where they buy plasma by the quart,

so I could pay my child support.

I will not eat fast food no more.

It's not my health, it's that I'm poor

and french fries cost more than I care

to spend on food -- I'll just eat air.

At work they've killed all overtime.

The price of stamps is now a crime.

A new car is beyond my scope.

I've turned into a misanthrope.

A hermit in the dark until

I can pay the 'lectric bill.

The only thing that's costing less

are nervous breakdowns from the stress.

Today's Timerick: Overdraft Fees Enrich Banks, and the Biden Administration Wants Less of That

 

I stopped off at my bank today;

some little fees I had to pay.

For running up a paltry bill

that was not covered by their till.

The teller gave me such a look;

she put me on a tenterhook.

The manager came out to scowl

at me like I was something foul.

A guy in a black ski mask swung

an ax that made me lose my tongue.

They surely would not punish me

for such a teeny tiny fee?

Up in heaven, where I went,

I saw it was no accident.

Accountants by St Peter's side

my overdraft would not let slide.

And so they sent be Down Below,

where flames leap with a fiendish glow.

In a thousand years, I guess,

my balance they will reassess.

And if I am not overdrawn

asbestos long johns I can don.

While with a quill I add up sums

as dragons nibble on my thumbs.

Beware, ye mortals, of what banks

will give you (and it's not their thanks!)

when you exceed their balance sheet.

It will not be the Mercy Seat!

Haiku: 足のチキンスープ

 

no more sailing ships

on the horizon of blue green

waters -- just sitting ducks

sink below sunset

settle on the bottom silt

shrimp investigate

Give only the stones

at your feet that are like loaves

Great tax deduction

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A booster shot of charity is what this world most needs. Viruses are not the threat, but greedy hateful deeds. Turn to God in heaven for the remedy that's right to bring mankind to unity and walk in Christ's rich light!

Today's Timerick: A GOP senator suggested gargling mouthwash to kill the coronavirus. Doctors and Listerine are skeptical.

 Ron Johnson is a mighty man;

he sez to gargle when you can

to kill corona virus bugs

without the use of any drugs.

It's common sense! he cries out loud

to ev'ry mob and surging crowd;

and when the hoi polloi get wind

they're likely to be quite chagrined.

They'll torture nurses, doctors kill;

and will not pay their clinic bill.

They'll bathe in Listerine all day

to keep the virus far away.

And if you contradict their stand

they'll treat you like some contraband.

They'll tie you to a flaming stake

and burn you as a risky fake.

Ron Johnson, in your Senate seat,

why common sense do you defeat?

Cannot you find another course

to ride your hairbrained hobby horse?

Today's Timerick: China Increasingly Obscures True State of Its Economy to Outsiders (thanks to Liza Lin)

 

China is a mystery to anyone who cares

to look into their country and endure the endless stares.

Are they rich or are they poor; nobody seems to know.

Are they going off to war or keep the status quo?

Such a giant country with a teeny tiny way

of sharing information with those who overstay.

The Sphinx was quite a chatterbox, compared to old Beijing;

the Chinese would not tell you if they got a bad bee sting!

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The people who live in Ukraine

are going to get a migraine

when Putin decides

to trust his broadsides

and sends troops to start raising Cain.

Haiku: 柿

 

the brown frosted fence

and the naked black bushes

guard the crows' hubris

sea moss and yogurt

in a white Amazon bowl  --

today's breakfast treat

orange persimmons

languish in a bin today --

who buys such things here?