“I cannot believe the media produced such beautiful children,” President Trump marveled, surrounded in the Oval Office by the Halloween-costumed offspring of White House reporters. “How the media did this, I don’t know.” from the NYTimes.
They may be cuter than a bug, but still their parents creep
Around the White House dissing Donald Trump and his nice Veep.
I wouldn’t put it past ‘em to send out their little tykes
To spy upon Republicans while riding their Schwinn bikes.
I bet they’re raised on porridge stirred with liberal agendas,
And told that walls are naughty and not fit for haciendas.
HOW can a reporter raise a kid to be impartial?
It’s in their blood to protest and to march with footfall martial!
Beware their pressing gaze this Halloween; they may be nosing
Around for closet bones that they can tell are decomposing.
Children should be seen, not heard -- especially when scribes
Are training them to grow up to invent new diatribes!