I have been shallow

I have been shallow

like this puddle reflecting

more than it can hold

Grass is growing in our streets -- Trump's approval rating is over the top -- New York Garbage

Like landscapers across the country, Mr. Friend has faced a severe labor shortage this year, spurred by low levels of unemployment and high demand for visas under the foreign seasonal-worker program known as H-2B. Higher wages and added bonuses haven’t attracted more workers, some landscapers say.   WSJ

A homeowner with large estate

bitterly rued his sad fate

that since Trump began

there wasn't a man

to mow or clip his hedges straight.

Over 90% approval rating for your all time favorite (I hope) President within the Republican Party and 52% overall. This despite all of the made up stories by the Fake News Media trying endlessly to make me look as bad and evil as possible. Look at the real villains please! @realDonalTrump

Anybody knows me, they will call me 'teddy bear'

because I am so gentle and do always preach "I care."

Though omelettes can't be made without an egg or two is broken,

most people seem to really like the tough love I have spoken!

Residents say the odor has improved, but still persists. “If you remove New York City garbage from the equation, we don’t think the landfill would have issues,” Mr. McNeil said.  WSJ

The garbage of New York is foul;

twould make any ghoul or goat scowl.

They take it by train

upstate, to remain

so thick it is cut with a trowel.

the far mountain land

the far mountain land

beyond this pleasing valley

stays put -- as do I

green spiraling leaves

green spiraling leaves

put me in a summer trance

and cuddle my brains

I don't know what I'm drinking

I don't know what I'm getting when I open up a drink;

it may be filtered water with some shrimp to make it pink.

Or maybe it is fizzy, with a touch of caffeine zing --

or enough fermented hooch to let my eardrums ring.

I have to spend an hour reading labels just to find

something wet that don't contain ripe pecorino rind.

With ginseng and majoram, it is all an herbal brew

that doesn't quench my thirst at all but almost makes me spew!

I just want Coke to be a Coke, and lemonade to be

pure and simple -- not defiled with crushed sweet cicely.

Give me back my fountain drink, corn syrupy and mild,

and stick your darn kombucha where the sun has never smiled!

my breakfast grows cold

my breakfast grows cold

as I dawdle with my friends;

you can't rewarm beauty

A curio unique

And when I desire to rejoice, my heart groaneth because of my sins; nevertheless, I know in whom I have trusted.

2 Nephi 4:19

My soul is on the stretch, to find a mote of joy,

in the depths of life, where I feel like a toy;

Dangled on the strings of passion and despair,

or stuffed with sawdust dry -- a vacant teddy bear.

But He who made me thus, a curio unique,

I trust to lead me on to happy highest peak

where all my silly ways and idiotic pride

will slip away like stones upon Christ's mountainside.

The Beauty of the Casserole

The beauty of the casserole, as anyone knows who has anything to do with preparing and then consuming this delectable proletarian dish, is that it is completely democratic. A fine casserole can be made with any kind of vegetable, any kind of meat, any kind of liquid, and in any kind of vessel that will not start on fire in a moderate oven. It accepts leftovers of every color, creed, and age. It never balks at new ingredients, either -- although it is rarely indulged in them. A casserole (often called a 'hotdish' down in the holds of a Lutheran church basement) cares not what it may be covered with -- bread crumbs, shredded cheese, barbecue sauce, crushed cornflakes; it can even be inundated with pints of inexpensive tomato ketchup and still turn out to be a deeply moving culinary experience.

 A mainstay of the so-called 'flyover country,' the casserole is nearly extinct on the East Coast and the West Coast -- where it is viewed with snobbish amusement and disdain by people who must have their pate and crudites served up on electrum platters to tickle their pettish palates. Such high and mighty folk have no use for good old American stodge, the kind of starch and carbohydrate-saturated dish that fueled the likes of Charles Lindbergh, Hamlin Garland, and Harold Stassen. A slice of rich, thick casserole, with some coleslaw or frog eye salad on the side, is the god-given right of every American man, woman, and child. Those who rail against this Midwestern manna are to be pitied, for they will never know the satisfaction of sitting back to watch their waistline surge a full inch and a half after a hearty helping of ham and potato casserole.  

My mother was a dab hand at whipping up a casserole for dinner on a sullen winter's night, something that would stick to your ribs so long that I believe I still have some savory remnants clinging to my twelfth thoracic vertebrae to this very day. I have detailed elsewhere her repulsive habit of profaning our meals by stirring tuna fish into an otherwise perfectly good casserole dish -- but otherwise her casseroles were noble works of gooey bubbling art.

As my own family came along, I developed the knack of making an improvised casserole at the drop of a soup can. My wife Amy, who eventually graced our home with eight children, was often indisposed or simply too tired to cook, and so I would fearlessly step into the breach to concoct a large and tasty casserole (with NO tuna) to satisfy the ravening tribe of savages that gathered around the dinner table each evening. The secret, I quickly learned, was to make sure to include enough glue. Not epoxy or rubber cement, but Campbell's cream of chicken. This sovereign ingredient would bind together the most disparate and desperate food groups in a large ceramic dish and make it all come out palatable enough to engage the attention of my so-called children -- fidgety hoodlums who would just as soon roll you for your poke as eat anything that looked or tasted remotely good for them.   

And even better, a large casserole, served with a loaf or two from the Wonder Day Old Bread Store, was just what the doctor ordered for our Church missionaries -- young men from Utah and Idaho who were fighting chilblains and indifference as they went door to door during the Minnesota winter to spread the story of Joseph Smith. I had done the same thing in Thailand years before, so I empathized with them when they expressed discouragement and homesickness. I invited them over to our home at least once a week. Once they tucked into a steaming casserole, with a stack of buttered bread slices by their sides, their stomachs overthrew their melancholy dispositions and they would cheerfully ask for second helpings, and even thirds, while making a joyful noise. Missionaries in the Church, like Napoleon's soldiers, march on their bellies. 

Have I mentioned that it is impossible for a well-prepared casserole to ever go bad in the refrigerator? As impossible as a Twinkie going stale. When times were tough, I would throw together several monster casseroles at once, using up all the canned goods and dropsical produce I could find, and our family lived just fine on them until the wolf slunk away from the door and went back to waiting patiently on the curb. 

Nowadays the only casserole dish I get is funeral potatoes, a hash brown thingy they serve at Church wakes. It tastes pretty good -- but I suspect today's homemakers eschew the Campbell's cream of chicken soup and use Greek yogurt. So I always bring along a bottle of Elmer's Glue to surreptitiously squeeze onto my helping -- it gives the funeral potatoes a nostalgic little zing for me . . .  

what is there but joy

what is there but joy

in the beauty of flowers

kindled by sunlight?

Spain to Exhume Former Spanish Dictator Franco -- Palestine --

Spain’s center-left government said on Friday that the remains of former dictator Francisco Franco will be exhumed in coming months from the grandiose public mausoleum he commissioned . . .   WSJ

The bones of a tyrant don't rest

for long till there's someone to wrest

them from smug display

and throw them away

as unwanted relics unblessed.

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The Trump administration has permanently cut more than $200 million in aid for the Palestinian West Bank and Gaza, saying the appropriated funds — already frozen for much of this year — will be “redirected” elsewhere.  WaPo

The White House is getting so cheap,

twould make Ebenezer Scrooge weep.

And now Palestine

has lost its lifeline --

The PLO has no upkeep!

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