The Firetraps of Los Angeles -- French Government Backs Down on New Taxes -- Don't Be Late, Unless You're the Boss -- QAnon Strikes Again! -- World Central Kitchen

A long-debated development in a remote, uninhabited part of Los Angeles County could be vulnerable to dangerous wildfires of the type California has seen in recent months, prompting concerns about the safety of building there.

The Centennial development at Tejon Ranch would sit squarely within “high” and “very high” fire hazard severity zones as defined by the California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection.  LATimes. 

A new house that's built in LA

will not have a permanent stay.

Another dry year

makes it disappear

as wildfires hold their soiree.

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PARIS — In a major concession by President Emmanuel Macron, France will suspend for six months a tax increase on gasoline and diesel fuel that had been slated for January, in an attempt to quell weeks of protests and rioting by the so-called Yellow Vests movement.

NYT

More taxes on gas there in France?

So sorry Macron -- not a chance!

Your countrymen feel

that when at the wheel

there's no room for further finance.

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“The real world does not run on Michigan Time,” said Ms. Morales, who is studying mountain meteorology and atmospheric rivers.  WSJ

The real world is never on time,

though tardiness is called a crime.

Your boss can be late,

but you'll get the gate

if tardy you are on his dime.

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The Florida SWAT team leader who wore a QAnon patch on his uniform while meeting Vice President Pence last week has been disciplined by the sheriff’s office that he works for and will lose his tactical assignment, officials announced Monday.    Washington Post. 

It seems that meeting Michael Pence

is fraught with danger and suspense;

for if you wear offending gear

they throw you out upon your ear.

The only way to meet this dude

is if you are completely nude!
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A Tribute to World Central Kitchen

Though folk don’t live by bread alone

The Good Book cannot bake a scone.

And those who toil to bring a meal

To refugees show godly zeal.

Lip service is what mostly comes

When people lack a few spare crumbs.

What good the empty-handed priest

To folk who think an egg’s a feast?

State Legislatures are Going Power-Mad -- The Populists are Flying Up Their own Butts for the Winter -- Yellow Vests Still on the Rampage in France

In recent years, single parties have come to dominate state legislatures, allowing lawmakers to make significant policy changes in states even as Washington wrestled with gridlock. But in states like Wisconsin and Michigan, where Democrats regained governor’s offices in capitals that Republicans fully controlled for years, Republicans are making last-minute efforts to weaken their powers.    NYT

Don't ask me to be Governor;

the job ain't worth the pay --

with legislators scheming

 to defeat me ev'ry day.

They neutralize my powers

and make me a laughingstock

so that all my proclamations

are just ineffective schlock.

You can play at Governor;

a lobbyist for me!

Those guys wield all the power

and collect the largest fee!

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If this year’s midterm elections are any clue, the populist surge on which Mr. Trump capitalized two years ago isn’t spreading widely. In fact, when measured by two key indicators of populist and nationalist sentiment—immigration and free trade—it hasn’t spread much at all.

WSJ

The populist's a funny bird;

he's either mad or too absurd.

Thank goodness that mere common sense

is fighting their unsound pretense.

When populists go back to sleep

the country can stop counting sheep.

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PARIS — France was surveying the damage Monday after another weekend of violent “yellow vest” protests rocked the country.

In the capital, the protests left charred car frames, shattered shop windows and vandalized monuments — as well as a presidency in crisis.

Washington Post

I wish I were a Yellow Vest;

I'd never have to be repressed.

I'd smash up statues like a hood

because I was misunderstood.

A pyromaniac I'd be

and cause the innocent to flee.

And when the Prez said "That's enough!"

I'd laugh and take a pinch of snuff.

Cuz Yellow Vests have no remorse;

they're Vikings like those good old Norse.

And when I'd leveled Paris, France,

I'd do a courtly little dance

and look around for mischief more --

till I am drilled by army corps. 

Should Poor People be Allowed to Have Children? -- Unplugging Children for the Holidays -- Victoria's Secret is Kaput

We have an economy that has been carefully crafted to serve those at the top, and yet for many of those who struggle, even if they’re working, we have so much contempt. By the way, people of all income levels make decisions that might appear ill-advised or even crazy. And not all poor people remain poor, or make bad choices, or have a lot of kids, but we’re quick to wag a finger at those who do.   By Steve Lopez in the LATimes. 

If ev'ryone waited till they

had excellent jobs with good pay

to start having kids

we'd all hit the skids

(would YOU be here now, anyway?)

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Although there are gizmos, gadgets and apps that purport to do all of these things, you can get the same — if not better — results with toys that don’t plug in or require batteries. Think of a board game, finger paints, a pile of Lego bricks, or a tea set for a make-believe tea party.

“High-quality toys need not be expensive,”  pediatricians emphasize.

Karen Kaplin in the LATimes.

Kids are now hooked on a screen.

They never are heard, nor are seen.

So come this Yuletide

sit them at ringside --

for Uno and checkers, I mean.

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Instead of people focusing on high-profile models such as Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid or Adriana Lima’s retirement, there were lots of thinkpieces. Specifically, about why the annual lingerie runway show is problematic; whether it has a place in “an era of corporate wokeness”; how some viewers are boycotting the show; whether the brand is “over”; and more. The New York Times reported that while Victoria’s Secret is still the top lingerie brand in the country, sales are down and the stock recently dropped 41 percent.   Washington Post. 

The market is down, I must say,

for peddling sheer lingerie.

The issue of gender

ties each pantie vendor

in knots like complex macrame.

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The Short Lifespan of Journalists -- Down with Tuna Fish! -- There Ain't No Such Thing as Global Warming!

The last two years have been deadly for journalists, with 31 murderedaround the world this year alone, according to the Committee to Protect Journalists. But a report released this past week by Reporters Without Borders documented more than two dozen who had been killed by members of organized crime since the start of 2017, including fatal attacks in Mexico and Europe that underscored the entrenched power of criminal syndicates around the world.  NYT

Journalism students, do not ever hesitate

to buy good life insurance long before you graduate.

 For once you start reporting you're a target for the mob --

and you won't get a tumble from Prudential or Charles Schwab.

And if you have procrastinated, why then I think it best

you take some of your savings and go buy a Kevlar vest. 

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Century-old tuna companies like StarKist Co., Bumble Bee Foods LLC and Chicken of the Sea International are trying to reboot demand for tuna fish—selling it in cans, pouches and kits with trendy flavors or as a healthy snack—as they seek to hold on to their dominance in a shrinking market.    WSJ

I do not like canned tuna, and don't put it in a pouch.

The stuff smells like old cat food that's been sitting on the couch.

Your clever herbs and spices cannot cover up the stink;

whenever I am served some it goes down the kitchen sink.

Albacore or yellowfin, it's all the same to me --

I told my mother long ago it ain't my cup of tea!  

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As President Trump’s rejection of climate science isolates the United States on the world stage, illustrated by the small U.S. delegation dispatched to this week’s United Nations climate summit in Poland, he has also presided over a transformation in the Republican Party — placing climate change skepticism squarely in the GOP’s ideological mainstream.  Washington Post

Republicans treat climate change

as if it came down with the mange.

They call it fake news

or Democrat's ruse --

then head for the nearest golf range.

First Snow Haiku

The Trump/China Truce -- No Skilled Workers Left in Britain -- No More Babies in Greece

BUENOS AIRES — The United States and China called a truce in their trade war on Saturday after President Trump agreed to hold off on new tariffs and President Xi Jinping pledged to increase Chinese purchases of American products. The two also set the stage for more painstaking negotiations to resolve deeply rooted differences over trade.   NYT

If peace and plenty here abide

it's not because we get all snide

with China over trading deals;

some courtesy will grease the wheels

of commerce and keep us supplied

with goods without our wallets fried.

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The U.K.’s planned exit from the European Union in March next year is fueling an exodus of European workers from the U.K.   WSJ

The butcher, baker, candlestick guy,

from Britain now prepare to fly.

They think the ship is going down,

and won't be there to sink and drown.

True Brits all say "Good riddance, mate;

our country likes to be Third Rate."

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The Greek economy no longer looms over Europe as a bailout-dependent, euro-imperiling danger, but the country is only beginning to contend with the next phase of peril: a baby bust that has raised the likelihood of a shrunken, weakened Greece for years to come.   Washington  Post

There aren't any babies in Greece

because money making did cease.

When jobless and broke

the stork is a joke;

so infants just simply decrease.

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Spiritual Peace

Spiritual peace is not to be found in race or color or nationality, but rather through our commitment to God and to the covenants and ordinances of the gospel.  James E. Faust

A Christian peace and unity

is never forced on you and me.

The scales will drop, the heart will bloom,

when for all meekness we make room.

No matter color, creed, or state,

obedience will seal our fate.

And if we fight it, as I've done,

then peace recedes with God's own Son.

But what was broke can mended be

when I return God's loyalty. 

The Yellow Vests Burn France -- Boston Burritos -- Mexico Has a New President

The ‘‘Yellow Vest’’ protests — spurred by a hike in the gasoline tax, and named for the roadside safety vests worn by the demonstrators — have emerged as a spontaneous outcry over declining living standards in France.   NYT

A Yellow Vest in Avignon

burned a gas station (Exxon.)

Then grabbed a grenade

that was too homemade . . .

and now he will not see the dawn.

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Now, on the 300th anniversary of the Old Corner Bookstore, some literary experts are arguing that this Boston corner is hallowed, not jalapeno, ground.   WSJ

Listen my children and you shall hear

why history no profits clear.

In Boston sites that once rang out

with concepts that made good men shout

are now burrito joints instead --

because the tourists must be fed.

Ye Bunker Hill inspires naught

but KFC -- not food for thought!

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MEXICO CITY —  A leftist leader vowing to launch a “profound and radical” transformation of Mexico and improve the lives of the poor was sworn in as president on Saturday, opening an uncertain era in a country with deep economic and security ties with the United States.     Washington Post.

In Mexico the President

is not a long term resident.

They come and go like shooting stars

and do not write prolonged memoirs.

If I was Prez of Mexico

I'd get a second job, y'know.

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