In Rio there's so many seats

from the Wall Street Journal:  Olympics spokesman Mario Andrada has blamed the low turnout at events in part on ticketholders getting discouraged by long lines and difficult transportation on the first days of the Games. On the sales front, Brazilians are only recently starting to embrace the Olympics, Andrada said.

In Rio there's so many seats 

as empty as Enron receipts.

The crime and long lines,

and lack of fine wines,

keeps people at home for the heats.