Fur and Libel Cases in Virginia.

The fur is flying ev'rywhere/cuz people do not care to wear/the pelts of foxes or mongoose/and furriers are cutting loose/with advertising and discounts/but still the boycott mounts and mounts/So happy Holidays, you mink/you get to keep your skin, I think!


File a claim in old Virginny/and your libel case you'll winny/Doesn't matter if they're true/joyfully the lawyers sue/Ding-dong-ding, the court decides/to nail up the defendant's hides/ This is justice, Southern style/full of prejudice and bile.