In Santa Monica, Calif. — where one of the biggest electric-scooter companies is based — the city’s fire department has responded to 34 serious accidents involving the devices this summer. WaPo
I do not like to take the bus or walk so very far,
my work place has no parking space for my own little car.
And so I find that scooters are a fast and easy ride;
the breeze whips through my thinning hair as through the streets I glide.
It brings back childhood memories of happy wheeling trips;
when a folding push scooter brought smiles unto my lips.
and if today it happens that pedestrians I clip,
and cause them to collapse in pain or do a full back flip,
I don't think it is reason for them to begin a scene --
after all, my scooting helps to keep the city clean.
I wish there were more bike paths so I wouldn't knock 'em down;
but who needs road construction in the summer here in town?
As for wearing helmets, there's no law that says I must;
so in my navigation skills I place all of my trust.
A pratfall is not in the cards for drivers smart as me;
I barrel down the boulevard, in attitude carefree . . .
But when the brakes did fail me and I crashed into a wall
I found my joy in scooting smothered with a painful pall.
The doctors say I'm better now, although I must take care
as I cross the curbside in my motorized wheelchair.