Monday, July 26, 2021

Give me a can of beans.

 



Give me a can of beans,

just any kind you please:

Kidney, Lima, red,

and especially black eye peas.

I eat 'em with eggs for breakfast.

Put 'em on toast for lunch.

Mash 'em with roasted peanuts

at dinner, for the crunch.

They're always on sale at the market;

forty-nine cents per can.

A pantry full of Goya,

and I'm feeling like a new man.

So what if they make me gassy?

So what if the foodies object?

I live by myself on fixed income;

don't need to be so circumspect!


Prose Poem: The Gulf of Thailand.

 


As a foolish and scared

middle aged man

fleeing heavy fees

for a failed marriage

I washed up on the beach

in Ban Phe.

Sure, I was a coward;

most men are

when it comes to money.

Rather than face the music

I faced the brightness of wild

cloud wrack over 

the Gulf of Thailand.

Taught a little English.

Ate a lot of shrimp fried rice

on banana leaves.

Knew a Thai woman my age

who drank her beer with ice in it.

She owned a black Toyota truck.

Imagined my kids

come to visit me 

on my coconut plantation.

I rented a bungalow

with a yard full of soursop trees

and a fish pond;

the spirit house was next to

the privy.

Toyota truck woman

hung orchids everywhere --

ten baht apiece. 

I felt whole on the surface;

underneath were my limestone caverns,

ready to collapse into sink holes

at the drop of a wide brimmed hat --

which you needed in that climate.

When my dreams began to fill with snow

I let my passport lapse

and borrowed money to go back.

Come back to canned mangoes.

Crumpled hundred baht notes

I mailed to my kids --

the letters were returned

'Address Unknown.'

And tall stringy bamboo plants

in the waiting rooms of government

agencies, 

waiting for them to take away . . . 

well, everything.

But I eventually found out

when they take away everything

from you

you grow new shoots

like the bamboo.

Although you're still

hollow

inside.


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Theodore Freedman, of Camden NJ, analyzed the above poem thus:

"That was your best work my old friend. Your best work because I heard how honest and real this time was for you and how you were filled up and empty at the same time.  The Buddhists would aver that the empty space in you is the good part, the useful part. A coffee cup is only useful because of the empty space inside." 



Sunday, July 25, 2021

Disinformation for Hire, a Shadow Industry, Is Quietly Booming. (Max Fisher for the NYT.)

 



The truth is out of vogue, it seems.

With factories producing streams

of falsehoods for a tidy sum,

and workers stir the vilest scum

to mold opinions that will cause

humanity to show its claws.

No one knows the final price

of this booming cyber-vice.

Men have eyes for only wealth,

and so they work in techno-stealth

to rain deceit upon the globe

like acid precip's deadly robe.

Yet truth cannot be hid for long;

it sings an everlasting song

that rises over all the smut

of discord and foul scuttlebutt.

And those who deal in wholesale lies

will find they've won a tinsel prize.

Meanwhile guard the light within

and laugh at all the foolish din!

Saturday, July 24, 2021

The Most Influential Spreader of Coronavirus Misinformation Online. (Sheera Frenkel, for the NYT.)

 


Joseph Mercola, an osteopath,

doesn't know bupkis but he can do math.

Misinformation is his stock in trade;

he's pulling in money with his masquerade.

Facebook and Twitter have posted his trash

and viewers seem willing to give him their cash.

No vaccination! he endlessly posts.

They're unnecessary, he constantly boasts.

Eat plenty of yogurt, and mattresses shun,

and this, he does claim, is how health will be won.

A quack with some letters right after his name

is often believed by the mentally lame;

they lap up his products at prices immense

and show all the world how they lack common sense.

How sad that a market will always exist

for mountebank promises that turn to mist!



Montana’s Famed Trout Under Threat as Drought Intensifies. (Jim Robbins for the NYT.)

 



If I were a trout in Montana

I would not be shouting hosanna.

The streams are too low

and warming up so

I'd feel like a rotten banana.

Friday, July 23, 2021

Tokyo Olympics Open to a Sea of Empty Seats. (Motoko Rich for the NYT.)

 



The Olympic Stadium shows

Mr. and Mrs. Rows;

an old circus term

that made troupers squirm --

meaning the bank would foreclose.

Coast-to-coast heat dome to deliver sweltering weather next week. (Mathew Cappucci for the WaPo.)

 

Do you know this man? He is wanted in ten states, and
not wanted in a dozen others.




The devil thought he'd take a peek
at the Midwest for a week.
It was stuffy down in hell,
so he'd cool off for a spell.
But when he stopped off in Des Moines
he roasted like a tenderloin.
Seeking comfort, he did jaunt
over to Shelburne Vermont.
There beneath the blazing sun
he baked up like a sally lunn.
Fleeing such enormous heat,
he headed to the Rockies' feet.
In Denver he turned into ash;
in Salt Lake he picked up heat rash.
He fled to Portland for a respite;
he was getting pretty desperate.
But the city held no charm --
it was like a four alarm.
"Back to hell I go!" said he.
"At least my office has a.c.!"



Thursday, July 22, 2021

Businesses condemned Georgia’s voting law, then gave thousands to its backers. (Isaac Stanley-Becker, for the WaPo.)

 




Corporations like to be

thought full of integrity.

Corp'rate funding is the club

they use all bad things to drub.

In their mighty righteousness

they are careful with largesse.

Yet, when viewed at closer range,

their donations can seem strange.

Sometimes they will help finance

demagogues and their shrill rants.

Legislators who betray

common sense have their payday

from the likes of Comcast Inc. --

keeping pograms in the pink.

Thus the bizness hypocrite

sins while quoting holy writ;

keeping both sides satisfied

with profits always magnified.





Southern California cities rebel against new mask mandate, hinting at delta variant drama to come. (Erica Werner for the WaPo.)

 



Americans are tough as nails,

but we refuse to put on veils.

No matter what the bigwigs say

the nude face is now here to stay.

Delta, schmelta -- no big deal.

It seems as trite as glockenspiel.

The more the politicians whine

the more the people take a shine

to freedom from restraints and masks

and turn to more important tasks --

like picture shows, or baseball games

and cooking wienies over flames.

We'll not be masked again, I trow --

we seek a lethal status quo!

Bras in the parks, skivvies on Fifth Avenue: Is this the logical endpoint of increasingly blurred distinctions between public and private? (Guy Trebay for the NYT)

 


(to the tune 'Home on the Range.)

Oh, give me a home

where the nudists don't roam;

where the underwear stays quite unseen.

Where never is viewed

scanty clothing so lewd

that Hugh Hefner would call it obscene.

Bare, bare in the street --

where I'm seeing bold bosom and seat;

this summer the crowd

thinks full frontal's allowed

and my brain cannot hit the 'delete.'