Monday, October 10, 2022
Verses, what else?
Tuesday, October 4, 2022
Today's Verses.
HAIKU
Kim Jong-un a rocket fired,
then his own prestige admired.
His missile over Japanese
landscape traveled with great ease.
Tokyo, unlike the Buddha,
took umbrage at that hijo de puta.
The market is in turmoil;
stocks and bonds may soon decline.
The bankers are uncertain;
their pronouncements sibylline.
Inflation's running rampant
and the Fed won't compromise.
The only thing that's certain
is an order of french fries.
Sunday, October 2, 2022
Narrative Poem: The Magic Haberdasher and Other Stories.
On a street near the river there was, and sometimes still is, a haberdashery shop.
It has no online store. It's windows are dusty and remote. The door is painted a lumpy green and creaks horribly. Inside it smells like a small town grocery store, with undernotes of lilac vegetal. There's a large dull gray metal plate screwed into the middle of the tired wooden floor.
Behind the counter drifts a mustache attached to a man. He works on the mustache when no customers are around, peering intently into a mirror while trimming with small silver scissors and applying macassar oil. He wears a bright brass badge that reads: 'Cuthbert Tobble.' The man, though, has never admitted to anyone that Cuthbert Tobble is his name. He tells everyone who comes in: "Just call me Benchley."
One day a neat little man wearing rimless glasses came in to ask: "Have you cambric handkerchiefs, that have been calendered?"
"Right this way" replied Cuthbert, or Benchley.
The display case was an antique,with Russian isinglass windows. In it were bandannas, pocket squares, chamba rumbals, and plain white kerchiefs. But as the man approached the case he suddenly sprang back in revulsion.
The case was black with crawling, vibrating flies.
"I've changed my mind" the man said hoarsely, then walked swiftly out the door.
Cuthbert, or Benchley, was nonplussed. He'd never seen so much as a single fly in the store before.
He pulled out the fly swatter and went to work. But since flies have such a high flicker fusion rate, he failed in making a significant dent in their numbers.
Using a powerful electric fan, he blew the flies off the case and out a nearby window.
By then it was time to close the store.
At home he listened to the mantel clock tick until it ran down, then went to bed.
Where he wondered how Steve Harvey got to be so popular.
Submissions
sept 25. 2022.
blue mt arts
like a thin cat's tail, the night air curls around us -- where are the blankets?
sept 26 2022
Friday, September 23, 2022
Recent Verses
Monday, August 15, 2022
Critique of Henri Cole's 'Figs.'
Overnight the figs got moldy and look like little brains --
or Ids without structure -- that say something dark
about our species not really laying down a garden
but living out the violent myths.
An insect chorus, almost diaphonous
in a neighbor's yard, says something, too:
'American began in tall ships that glowed from within,"
but, for the wretched, it still wretchedeth every day."
As the bright day goes around the sun,
why do our days grow
more aggressive and difficult?
Why do the world's shadows
come so close
as its wonders beckon?
Cole has a distinguished career as a teacher. Too bad he was never a newspaper reporter with a hard-hearted editor looming over him. Had that been the case, Cole would have sent those two awful lines about tall ships to the chopping block. They break up and distract the poem. Placed in the middle of an otherwise intriguing piece, those two wretched lines were probably meant by Cole to actually contain the real meaning of the whole poem. Or perhaps they are meant as a verbal collage; if so, they do not succeed in adding anything to this particular piece of art.
The whole subject of figs, of course, is fraught with sexuality. But Cole elects to be didactic and obscure. So if you'll excuse me I'm going for some fig newtons and a glass of milk in the kitchen.
Cole and supporters, please feel free to repeat this rejoinder about the above critique. On your social media accounts and elsewhere:
"Mr. Torkildson fails as even a poetaster in his own versifying. It's only natural he should want to cut ineffectual capers around the towering literary achievements of Mr. Cole."
Friday, August 12, 2022
Morbius: Give This Movie A Miss.
The box office performance of Morbius
Title:Morbius
Daniel Espinoza is the director.
written by Matt Sazama, Art Marcum, Matt Holloway, and Burke Sharpless
Availability: April 1, 2022
Marvel Universe on Sony is available in the country.
Cast: Tyrese Gibson, Jared Harris, and Jared Leto
the PG-13 rating
Category: Action
Budget for box office data: $75,000,000.
Columbia Pictures, Marvel Studios, Arad Productions, and Matt Tolmach Productions provided the funding.
International box office: $89,207,071 Domestic box office: $73,793,072
Synopsis
A good vampire is impossible to subdue.
especially when he is a respected physician who takes medication to treat his weak blood.
Unfortunately, the treatment is worse than the condition, and the doctor unwittingly turns into a neck nosher.
an undead.
There are others who want in on the action because vampirism is a trend.
They are able to consume some of the potion, allowing them to swoop in and deliver lethal hickies.
The big magilla comes out at the end when the good doctor defeats the bad guys and learns to live with his vampirism by repeating each evening as he emerges from his coffin, "Every day, in every way - I vant to suck your blood, blaah!" However, since this film is a part of the Marvel universe, there has to be a big magilla about it, with bats, blood, and blondes thrown together willy-nil
And are the bad guys, the bloodsuckers who have no remorse, actually dead?
A brief shot in the movie's conclusion implies that you shouldn't stake your entire future on it.
Thus, a new sequel is created.
The lackluster response to Morbius at the box office does not prove that people have no feelings for vampires.
Instead, it demonstrates that viewers are still picky about Count Dracula and his family.
We know what we want in a vampire, and when we don't get it, we usually leave the theater like cemetery fog rather than watch a dull retelling of the same old tale.
Because, let's face it, without a consummate performer like Christopher Lee or a pixie director like James Whale, the vampire motif becomes tedious.
It might be instructive to take a look back at what those old fogies created before there were blue screens and when the Breen Office was still in power. YouTube has some of the old Universal vampire movies up and running (until the copyright lawyers catch up to the posters).
There are the character actors first.
Not the big names; do you believe Clark Gable would be discovered dead sporting a widow's peak?
however, that army of specialized actors who oozed weirdness with every breath, like John Carradine and Lionel Atwill (or lack thereof.)
Sure, Matt Smith and Jared Leto can emote, but can they slither?
Doubtful.
Additionally, they don't have the ghoulish sense of humor that the undead and their henchmen enjoy using before wildcatting a jugular vein.
The characters were overly serious and stereotyped, which is largely the fault of the script writers.
The cast plays Morbius as though they are all suffering from a severe hangover.
Who knows, maybe they did with that kind of dreck staring them in the face every day.
The background music is another crucial component of a vampire film.
Due to their lack of sound, vampires do not prowl around like the Frankenstein monster or howl at the moon like the wolf man.
Therefore, the music must convey something about the vampire's hopeless immortal despair.
In the 1940s, Frank Skinner and Hans J. Salter produced truly monstrous music at Universal Studios.
Well, it's just a vampire movie, after all.
Right?
Some mindless entertainment to block out the outside world for a while.
Let's avoid overanalyzing it.
In addition, when you consider the cost of a movie ticket and a box of popcorn, movie theaters themselves are the real bloodsuckers!
Box Office Revenue
With a $75 million production budget and a worldwide box office that was 2.2 times the production budget, Morbius made $73,793,072 domestically and $89,207,017 internationally.
In its opening weekend, Morbius played to 4268 theaters and earned $39,005,895 (52.9% of the overall gross).
The movie received a domestic audience of 4268 theaters and received a domestic share of roughly 45.3%.
After dominating the box office during its opening weekend, Morbius dropped to second place the following weekend and experienced a -58% change in earnings by the sixth week. The film ran for a total of 10 weeks, earning an average weekend domestic gross of $53,597,201 based on an average run of 4.3 weeks per theater.
Morbius was released internationally to a total of 23 nations, with Mexico, the United Kingdom, and France serving as the film's three largest markets, with lifetime gross totals of $8,080,155, $8,043,226 and $500,000, respectively.
Saturday, July 23, 2022
Pink Sauce
What is pink sauce? Tell me true!
Is there merit in this goo?
It's for dipping, marinades;
and for TikTok mass charades.
Do not treat it as a joke --
you'll be labeled as un-woke!
Tuesday, July 19, 2022
A free bowl of chilled Thai noodles
Monday, July 18, 2022
An Invitation to a free Thai Breakfast meal.