The Chicago Cubs

In their quest to win their first World Series since 1908, the Chicago Cubs once brought in a Greek orthodox priest to spray their dugout with holy water. It didn’t work.

This year, Cubs relief pitcher Hector Rondon is appealing to a supernatural power with something more potent: Sexual Paris by Michel Germain.

Moments before the start of every game, Rondon spritzes himself with the alluring cologne, covering his neck and then some. “My chest, too,” he said.

from the Wall Street Journal

Cub fans are making some queries:

If perfume will jibe with their theories,

they'd gladly connive

Chanel Number Five

to pump into the World Series.