I wish I was a CEO and played golf all day long,
Or walked on tropic beaches with a merry little song.
I’m good at ducking issues of security and theft.
I’d take my loss of bonuses with manly stoic heft.
Who cares if I am sued by Yahoo customers today?
I’ll dump ‘em on Verizon, then go take a holiday!
We CEOs are slippery, as Mayer clearly knows;
We sail our yachts quite close hauled even in the strongest blows. 
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