Verses from Stories in Today's New York Post -- The secret séance rituals of America’s largest Spiritualist community -- Southwest flight attendant caught pilots watching bathroom livestream:suit -- Trump launches Twitter attack on Pelosi over impeachment bid.

Normal folks can ill afford/messing with a Ouija Board/If you want to raise the dead/visit an ex-spouse instead.

@ericspitznagel

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Peeping Toms are pilots sly/as they cleft the azure sky/They like bathroom landscapes, so/that explains why they fly low.

@benfeuerherd

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Trump and Twitter are like twins/almost like they're sharing skins/When the prez has got a beef/he will tweet for quick relief/and Pelosi feels his wrath/from his raw online warpath.

@LevineJonathan