Employment is still a rare trick
with economies still very sick.
To keep your job safe
shut up and don't chafe --
the boss's boots you'll want to lick.
Dear Santa: All I want this year
is one more check my bank to clear
from Uncle Sam to help me out,
cuz I have been a real good scout.
And in my stocking, if you please,
a lowering of mortgage fees.
Slapping pucks around, my son,
on the pond is not as fun
as when the New York Rangers play --
for that, good coin I sure will pay.
But if the players still want raises
the whole dang season goes to blazes!
No comments:
Post a Comment