A tofu wrap will Santa get
with almond milk tonight;
his cookie days are over --
he must change his appetite.
No sugar and no dairy
in this brave new world of ours.
Kris Kringle ain't so jolly now
without his candy bars!
A bitcoin rally is announced,
but what care I for that?
I don't have one satoshi
so the news just leaves me flat.
Had I invested earlier
I'd now have ample means
for caviar and lobster tails
instead of pork & beans.
It's Xmas at the tavern,
where barflies mourn the loss
of their fav'rite venue
for guzzling the sauce.
Going out of bizness,
the local bar & grill
leaves the alcoholic
with naught but yuletide chill.
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