Monday, February 8, 2021

Today's timericks.

 



Tesla's using bitcoin/that's the word upon the street/They bought a billion of it/making things so very sweet/for those who have it handy/while the rest of us poor slobs/still worry about mortgages and keeping our own jobs. 


The Super Bowl ads were quite funny/In fact, as examples of jest/they rate with the best of Mack Sennett/with Groucho and all of the rest/I guess as the world starts to crumble/commercials should be like Falstaff/impudent pieces of nonsense/whose purpose is to make us all laugh. 


My ice cream ain't vanilla/although it's labeled so/the stuff they're putting in it/is artificial snow/chemicals and wood pulp/preservatives and soy/I'd have to pay a fortune/to get the real mccoy. 


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