Wednesday, April 7, 2021

Today's Timericks. (Featuring an NFT!)

 



Vaccination passports are a coming thing, I guess/even though they're causing the Right Wing a lot of stress/If you prove you're punctured you can do most anything/But if you haven't got one it will mean a large hamstring.


The White House don't leak gossip like it did in days of yore/when staff would spill their guts to sharp reporters by the score/Biden's folks are silent as the tomb; and that's the rub/Journalists are feeling that they're getting a scoop snub.


Man’s death after taco-eating contest sparks lawsuit against minor league team.  (WaPo)

The basics of taco consumption

require some daring and gumption.

The filling you eat

is mystery meat --

the sauce is volcanic presumption.





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