Sunday, May 5, 2019

Concert Ticket Prices


Superstars have long dominated sales of recorded music, but streaming has made that less lucrative. Performers’ royalties—for acts big and small—are generally much smaller on streaming than on records, CDs or download sales, so artists have to turn to concert revenue for more of their income. And it’s only the superstars who have the ability to charge significantly more for tickets than their predecessors did a generation ago.    WSJ


Concert ticket prices have shot up like rocket ships.
You cannot hear Beyonce unless you are in the chips.
When the Rolling Stones go out on tour, although senile,
you'll need the ransom of a king to get past the turnstile.
And yet these big name venues garner millions for each show;
are people really that careless about their hard-earned dough?
I wouldn't pay a nickel to see Taylor Swift -- what's more,
I think that Justin Bieber is an overrated bore.
If kids would save their money and all concerts so proscribe,
they might get into Harvard without any kind of bribe.

Blessed when he shall make bare his arm



And I would, my brethren, that ye should know that all the kindreds of the earth cannot be blessed unless he shall make bare his arm in the eyes of the nations.
1 Nephi. 22:10

Blessed shall the nations be
when the Lord reveals that he
with his arm shall free mankind
from their ignorance so blind.
Superstitious creeds shall melt
as around the earth is felt
light and spirit unrestrained
and the devil now is chained.
Hasten, Lord, that day sublime
when to heaven we shall climb!



Saturday, May 4, 2019

Major Louisiana Newspaper Lays Off Entire Reporter Staff



The Newhouse family sold the 182-year-old daily The Times-Picayune and its website, nola.com, to a scrappy New Orleans competitor, and the entire staff is being laid off. That has stirred worries across the other papers in the family’s Advance Publications empire.
A total of 161 staff members are being laid off, according to a WARN (Worker Adjustment and Retraining Notification Act) notice filed with the Louisiana Workforce Commission, which listed 65 reporter and editor jobs in the bloodbath.
New York Post


Reporters have an awful time maintaining their vocation.
They turn around to find themselves on permanent vacation.
Secure employment for a scribe is getting just as rare
as reduction of the New York Subway System fare.
They need to have a second job, if writing comes a cropper.
I suggest they look into the job of common pauper. 


I like to comment on the news



I like to comment on the news;
to make a poem to spread my views.
But newspapers don't often care
to publish my stuff anywhere.
The New York Times is awful mum
when on my golden lyre I strum.
The Boston Globe turns up its nose
at even my most sprightly prose.
The Wall Street Journal wouldn't dream
of posting anything I scheme.
And USA Today won't hear
of letting my best verses near.
The hell with them and their gulag;
I'll just keep posting on my blog!   

Guided past cool springs of water


They shall not hunger nor thirst, neither shall the heat nor the sun smite them; for he that hath mercy on them shall lead them, even by the springs of water shall he guide them.
1 Nephi. 21:10

Guided past cool springs of water,
never fainting from the heat,
Father, help thy son and daughter
all our sorrows to defeat.

Give us strength, thou greatest Leader,
gentle mercy we implore;
in the swamp or stand of cedar
help our ancient faith restore.

Only thou canst bring us gladly
through the danger that is life,
as the world around us madly
sinks into a murky strife! 

Friday, May 3, 2019

The World Belongs to Uber

In Uber’s vision of the future, most people won’t own cars. Riders will hop on electric bikes and scooters for short distances, and summon cars with drivers for longer rides. Takeout dinner will become a vestige, replaced by hand-delivered meals. Garages will empty and parking lots will be ripped up and transformed into grassy parks.
Eventually, robots will rule. Self-driving cars will shuttle people around the roads—and in the air—while drones will make the deliveries. Robotrucks will roam the highways. And Uber will be at the center of it all.     WSJ
The world belongs to Uber, leastways that is what they plan,
making them Conspiracy's primary bogeyman.
If your bus is not on time, then Uber is to blame.
When a hubcap's missing it's an Uber-funded game.
All the bikes and scooters have the markings of the Beast.
Drones are multiplying like a pack of Fleischmann's Yeast.
Soon no movement can you make unless an Uber-clerk
signs a chit or pulls a switch with irritating smirk.
Up, my comrades, let us march, and tear this monster down!
(And let the ruler true come forth, as Google we do crown.)


Disrupt this Blog!



Mr. Hatkoff was captivated by the “disruptive innovation” theory Clayton Christensen posited in his 1997 book “The Innovator’s Dilemma.” Creative thinkers unafraid to depart from routine, the theory goes, can find unexpected ways to improve the world. They also find unexpected ways to shake up ceremonies.    WSJ

Disruptive innovation is what poetry's about.
It oughta make the public run away and scream and shout.
Alas, I'm such a hidebound hack that never do I soar
above the mediocre -- I am just a rhyming bore.
My work is not intrusive; it would not upset a flea.
You couldn't get it banned in Boston for hyperbole.
To make this poem disturbing I will end with Arabic:

داعيا جميع الدول عادة النفط إلى الركل


New York Times Takes Down Paywall to Celebrate World Press Freedom Day


Every day, journalists at The Times and other mission-driven, independent news organizations around the world work hard to hold the powerful to account. To celebrate their work and press freedom, The Times is taking down its paywall from May 3 to 5 so everyone who registers can browse as many articles as they like.    NYT
Once a mighty giant, celebrated and despised;
giving us Red Ryder, showing wrongdoers chastised.
The Times and other juggernauts are chastened nowadays;
but that don't mean they still can't flex their muscles and amaze.
Their staffs have been depleted as the internet presumes
to give us journalism when it's really only fumes.
And so I lift a cup of ink to journals of all kinds;
their keen reporting saves us from the void of narrow minds.

Peace as a river


. . . then had thy peace been as a river, and thy righteousness as the waves of the sea. . . . 
1 Nephi. 20: 18.

A river of peace flows to waves of the sea,
where righteousness vast is available free.
Free for the taking and free to enjoy,
since gatekeepers there the Lord does not employ.
He alone welcomes me, looks to my soul,
decides if I'm ready and tempered and whole.
And if I am not, then in mercy He stays
my entry until I obey more in praise.


Thursday, May 2, 2019

Maine Bans Styrofoam Cups



Maine became the first U.S. state to
ban single-use foam containers this week,
a major legislative
victory meant to curb the flow
of plastic pollution.
Huffington Post

In the rustic state of Maine
legislators make it plain
they don't want no styrofoam
messing up their backwoods home.
Coffee must be served in mugs
made of bark and leaves and bugs.
Takeout soup or chili beans
must be served in old blue jeans.
Should you use such contraband
they will slap you on the hand --
or perhaps lock you in jail,
and feed you on but bread and kale.