Maine Bans Styrofoam Cups

Maine became the first U.S. state to
ban single-use foam containers this week,
a major legislative
victory meant to curb the flow
of plastic pollution.

Huffington Post

In the rustic state of Maine

legislators make it plain

they don't want no styrofoam

messing up their backwoods home.

Coffee must be served in mugs

made of bark and leaves and bugs.

Takeout soup or chili beans

must be served in old blue jeans.

Should you use such contraband

they will slap you on the hand --

or perhaps lock you in jail,

and feed you on but bread and kale.