I like to comment on the news;
to make a poem to spread my views.
But newspapers don't often care
to publish my stuff anywhere.
The New York Times is awful mum
when on my golden lyre I strum.
The Boston Globe turns up its nose
at even my most sprightly prose.
The Wall Street Journal wouldn't dream
of posting anything I scheme.
And USA Today won't hear
of letting my best verses near.
The hell with them and their gulag;
I'll just keep posting on my blog!
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