Thursday, October 27, 2016

Chicago is awash in rats

Chicago is awash in rats. A mild winter last year allowed broods of baby rats to survive, leading to an explosion of the critters, terrorizing residents as they run around their yards and dumpsters. By September, there had been 27,000 rat complaints, a 40% increase from 2015.
from the Wall Street Journal


Chicago is lousy with rats.
The citizens hit them with slats.
They tried the Pied Piper,
and even a viper,
but nothing says "Death" like wild cats. 

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