Vampire.

 

 

Vampires are a fascinating subject that has been explored through various mediums such as literature, folklore, and cinema. Each of these mediums has contributed to the rich tapestry of vampire lore, creating a diverse range of tropes and themes. Here’s a breakdown of how vampires have been portrayed across these different mediums:

### Literature
1. **Ancient and Medieval Literature**: Vampires in early literature were often depicted as demonic entities or revenants, arising from the dead to harm the living. These stories were less about horror and more about morality and the consequences of sin.
   
2. **19th Century**: With works like John Polidori's "The Vampyre" (1819) and Bram Stoker's "Dracula" (1897), the vampire became a symbol of seduction and sophistication, often seen as a charismatic aristocrat.

3. **Modern Literature**: Contemporary vampire literature often uses the vampire as a metaphor for other themes. For example, in Anne Rice's "The Vampire Chronicles," vampires symbolize existential angst and the burdens of immortality, while in Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series, they are more romantic and conflicted beings.

### Folk Tales
1. **Eastern European Origins**: Traditional vampire folklore in Eastern Europe depicted vampires as bloated, ruddy corpses who returned from the dead to harm their living family and neighbors. They were often associated with plagues and unexplained deaths.

2. **Slavic Folklore**: In Slavic cultures, vampires were often undead nobles or criminals who had led sinful lives. They were feared for their superhuman strength and their ability to shapeshift.

3. **Global Variations**: Almost every culture has some form of vampire myth, from the blood-drinking spirits of Asia to the vampiric creatures of African folklore. These variations reflect different cultural fears and superstitions.

### Cinema
1. **Early Film Representations**: In early cinema, such as in "Nosferatu" (1922), vampires were portrayed as monstrous, rat-like creatures. This portrayal was more aligned with the folklore depiction than the aristocratic vampire of 19th-century literature.

2. **Golden Age of Hollywood**: Films like "Dracula" (1931) introduced the suave, charismatic vampire, largely based on Stoker's Dracula. This era cemented the image of the vampire as a sophisticated, yet dangerous, figure.

3. **Modern Cinema**: Recent films have diversified the portrayal of vampires, ranging from horror-centric interpretations to comedic and even sympathetic versions. Films like "Let the Right One In" offer a more nuanced, often tragic view of the vampire.

4. **Themes and Metaphors**: Modern cinema uses vampires to explore themes like sexuality, addiction, the fear of the unknown, and the struggle with immortality.

### Analysis and Trends
- **Evolving Symbolism**: The vampire has evolved from a symbol of evil and the supernatural to a complex character that can embody various themes like alienation, desire, and the human condition.
- **Cultural Reflections**: Vampire stories often reflect the cultural and societal fears of the time, whether it be disease, the unknown, or the breakdown of traditional values.
- **Enduring Popularity**: The adaptability of vampire lore to different themes and settings keeps it relevant and continually interesting to new audiences.

Overall, the vampire trope has shown remarkable versatility, adapting to the cultural and artistic demands of each era while maintaining its core elements of mystery, horror, and allure.

Inflation

 

Ladies and gentlemen, can we talk about inflation for a moment? Not the balloon kind, no, that’s child's play. I mean the kind where your wallet goes on a diet, and your money starts to feel like it’s burning calories instead of earning them.

You know inflation's kicking in when you overhear your piggy bank is seeing a therapist for 'emptiness issues'. And your dollars are now entering the witness protection program because they’re worth less and less and don’t want to be recognized.

Remember the good old days when a buck was a buck and could actually buy you something more substantial than a puzzled look from the teenager behind the counter? Now, it seems like every time I open my wallet, the bills inside have thrown a going away party for the ones that left.

Grocery shopping has turned into a game show. You know, “The Price is Right”? Except Bob Barker isn’t there to console you, and every time you guess a price, it’s wrong and it’s higher. I picked up a block of cheese the other day and had to check if it was made of gold. It wasn’t, but I'm considering an investment in dairy commodities.

And have you tried to buy a car recently? The salesperson was like, “How about a nice compact?” And I'm like, "Sure, but where's the car?" Because I swear, the price they're asking, you’d think they come with a built-in butler and a spa.

Then there’s the gas station. I saw the numbers rolling so fast, I thought I was winning something. I was waiting for the bells to ring and someone to come out with an oversized check. But no, it's just me, donating to the “Oil Company’s Children's College Fund” one tank at a time.

Utilities aren’t any better. I got my electric bill the other day and I thought it was a phone number. I tried calling it, and some guy answered with, "Thanks for paying off my yacht!"

Eating out has become eating “in” because when you look at the menu prices, suddenly, your home-cooked meal of canned beans and toast looks like a Michelin-star feast. I asked a waiter for a wine recommendation and he said, “Honestly, sir, with these prices, I recommend sobriety.”

Even the dollar store is under existential threat. They’re about to be called “Five Dollar Stores” and you can forget about finding treasures in there. It’s more like a safari where you’re hunting for anything that’s actually a dollar.

And in this economic climate, forget about the tooth fairy. Kids are waking up to IOUs under their pillows. The tooth fairy's facing bankruptcy, saying, “At these rates, keep your own teeth, kid.”

But let’s end on a good note. They say laughter is the best medicine, right? Which is great because it’s the only prescription we can afford now! Just remember, folks, when you finally find that sofa change, hold onto it tight. Because at the rate we’re going, it might just be your retirement fund.

A Clown at Brown Institute. Part One.

 

 

After my epic battle with Michu the World’s Smallest Man on the Ringling Blue Unit I was blacklisted for several years. Or, more precisely, I decided to voluntarily withdraw from the big top milieu for a few seasons when I saw how the wind was blowing vis-a-vis my continuing employment. Management was cold and distant towards me. And Tim Holst, my galant pal, now Assistant Performance Director, laid it on the line for me one night.

“Tork” he said, “you better look for some other line of work. I’ve been plugging you with Baumann and Mr. Feld these past few weeks, but they won’t budge. They think you’re mental, and I think my own job could be in the donniker if I keep sticking up for you all the time.”

I quickly told Holst to cease jeopardizing his own career to take care of mine; I could get along without Ringling or circuses in general. I was sick of them. There was a whole ‘nother world out there breathlessly awaiting my stellar talents. I’d make out just fine. When the season ended and I was not offered another season’s contract I went back home to Minneapolis to mull over my options.

At one time as a child I had thought of becoming a concert violinist after watching Jack Benny on TV. That owly old guy seemed to do okay on the fiddle. And I was now an adept on the musical saw, as well as the Irish tin whistle. But I lacked the gumption to practice. Rote of any kind was DDT to my soul. That let out just about anything that required a university degree.

So I sat in my wooden rocker to think some more. Rocking is the only way I can generate any sustained thought. I began rocking as soon as I could sit up. My mother took me to the doctor when she couldn’t stop my constant swaying to find out if this was incipient cretinism. She was always afraid she was birthing cretins after the she saw how my father was turning out. The pediatrician assured her it was only a phase and would soon pass. But it never did. I am rocking in my beat up old Deseret Industries thirty-dollar recliner as I write these sentences on my Chromebook.

In fact, when I have to stand still I tend to sway back and forth like an elephant. This used to drive choir directors at church crazy. The director would majestically indicate we should all rise to begin warbling “If You Could Hie to Kolob,’ and I would immediately spoil the spirit of the whole thing by bumping shoulders with my fellow basses. My singing neighbors learned to give me a wide berth if they didn’t want to go home to Sunday dinner with contusions.

The Vietnam War was just over and the National Guard had more money than they knew what to do with to recruit new cannon fodder. I was offered a two-thousand dollar sign up bonus, training in any field I wanted, and completely free medical and dental care for life. But I was healthy as a horse and didn’t look good in khaki -- it highlighted my lichen-colored eyes.  

During my years with the show I’d done literally hundreds of radio interviews, and it seemed to me that it didn’t take much brains or talent to spout platitudes over the airwaves. I could do that kind of stuff with my eyes closed and one hand tied behind my back. Compared to the backbreaking physical work of the circus, it looked like a nice cushy sinecure with regular hours and the lure of possible fame as another Wolfman Jack. So I applied to Brown Institute of Broadcasting, down on Lake Street, for the training necessary to backtime a record and get my Third Class FCC Engineer’s License. In those antique days you couldn’t work on the air without a federal license in your back pocket.

Brown Institute was housed in a former carpet store. It was one of the more successful vocational schools that the Twin Cities was famous for. It was started in 1946 by the Browns, a married couple who owned some small market AM stations in western Minnesota. Concerned over the lack of trained announcers, they began classes in voice, music appreciation, how to avoid getting arrested for Payola, how to gather local news, and how to run the board and record commercials. By 1955 their school was churning out dozens of DJ’s, sportscasters, and newscasters each year for a market that was expanding like crazy with the advent of FM radio.

The real money was in sales, and my Brown advisor, Mike Kronforst, strongly suggested I take the additional one week course in how to sell radio advertising. But I pooh-poohed his advice. I had my sights set on doing the news, since my voice held a pleasing baritone timbre that impressed me no end. There was no reason I couldn’t soon be mesmerizing the nation with my urgent bulletins and incisive editorials like Walter Cronkite.

Classes ran from 9am to 2pm each weekday. Since everything in radio is timed down to the nanosecond, punctuality was of particular importance, and the school offered a ten percent tuition refund to any student who finished the nine month course without a single tardy mark. Since I walked to  school from home, I figured I was a shoo-in -- but missed it by seven minutes one lazy spring day when I dallied on East River Road to lob rocks at the Mississippi carp schooling near a gushing drain pipe. Some Minnesota mornings are made for sheer lollygagging and nothing else.

Mike Kronforst was also one of the key instructors at Brown. He took me in hand to discourage my tendency to turn the most mundane PSA into a dramatic reading more appropriate for a circus midway pitch.

“Flash! This just in: The First Lutheran Church will hold a potluck supper AND bingo this coming Thursday night! Tickets for this monumental event are knocked down to an incredible FOUR DOLLARS PER PERSON!! You can’t afford to miss this stellar occasion -- the most important social gathering since Cleopatra held salacious court in ancient Egypt!!! All proceeds go to the Altar Cloth Fund. Hurry! Hurry! HURRY!!!!!!!”

“Now Torkildson,” Mike would remonstrate with me patiently “stop trying to sound like a carnival barker. You’ll wear out your voice and wind up croaking the weather like someone inside a hollow log. Don’t improvise like that. Let’s try it again, and this time keep your voice level and lose about a dozen decibels, okay?”  

He eventually got me to deliver news, weather, and sports in a more reasonable facsimile of a silken voiced professional radio announcer. But not before I had exasperated him with a variety of buzzers, whistles, and other raucous sound effects I dug out of my clown trunk to punctuate the pork belly futures out of Chicago.

I graduated in the spring of 1980 and immediately went down to WCCO Radio in downtown Minneapolis with my audition tape, ready to pinch hit for Steve Cannon or Howard Viken -- two of the top Twin Cities radio personalities. In years past I'd appeared as a Ringling clown spokesperson on WCCO's Boone and Erickson Show several times, trading banter with the two insouciant radio clowns. The receptionist thanked me for my visit, assuring me that a station vice president would personally study my resume before making me an offer. I haughtily told her to make it snappy, because my next stop was KSTP over in Saint Paul, and it would be strictly first come first served.

A few weeks later Kronforst tried to let me down gently. I hadn’t heard back from anyone.

“You can’t start in a big market without any broadcast background, Tim. Start out small market, get some experience under your belt and then try again. There’s an opening out in North Dakota for a news director -- let me call them and see if I can get you in.”

He was as good as his word, and in a few days I was on the Amtrak to Williston, North Dakota, where I began my broadcasting career at KGCX Radio -- 93.1 on your FM dial.

(to be continued)

 

Entrepreneurs and the Book of Job

 

The story of Job from the Bible is a profound narrative that revolves around faith, suffering, perseverance, and humility, which can offer numerous insights to entrepreneurs in their journey through success and failure.

1. **Embracing Uncertainty and Suffering**: Job was a wealthy man with a prosperous life, but he lost everything – his children, his wealth, and his health. Entrepreneurs often face uncertainties and failures in their ventures. Job’s story teaches them to embrace these challenges, understanding that adversity is a part of life and the entrepreneurial journey.

2. **Maintaining Integrity**: Despite his sufferings, Job maintained his integrity and did not curse God. For entrepreneurs, this is a crucial lesson in maintaining their values and ethics, regardless of the situation. The business world is filled with temptations to take shortcuts or engage in unethical practices, but maintaining integrity is vital for long-term success and personal satisfaction.

3. **The Importance of Patience**: Job’s story is also a lesson in patience. He endured his sufferings for a long time, and eventually, his fortunes were restored. Entrepreneurs often want quick success, but the path to success is rarely linear. Patience and perseverance are key virtues that can help them navigate through tough times.

4. **Humility in Success**: When Job’s fortunes were restored, he remained humble, recognizing that everything he had came from God. This is an important lesson for entrepreneurs, especially in times of success. Achievements can sometimes lead to arrogance, but humility keeps one grounded and open to learning and growth.

5. **The Value of Seeking Wise Counsel**: Job’s friends came to counsel him, and while some of their advice was misguided, the intention was to help him reflect on his life. Entrepreneurs should seek wise counsel and be open to feedback. Having a trusted group of advisors or mentors can provide valuable perspectives, helping to avoid pitfalls and make informed decisions.

6. **The Role of Faith**: Job’s story is ultimately about faith. Despite his sufferings, he did not lose faith in God. Entrepreneurs can draw from this the importance of having faith – whether it is faith in themselves, in their vision, or in a higher power. This faith can provide strength and resilience in tough times.

### Citing Religious Leaders from Various Faiths:

1. **Christianity**: Pope Francis has often spoken about the virtues of humility, patience, and maintaining integrity. He emphasizes the importance of humility in success, urging individuals to recognize that every achievement is a gift and to remain grounded.

2. **Islam**: Imam Ali, a central figure in Shia Islam, has numerous sayings about patience, humility, and maintaining integrity. He emphasizes the importance of being patient in adversity and remaining humble in success, recognizing that all comes from Allah.

3. **Judaism**: Prominent Rabbis like Rabbi Jonathan Sacks have spoken extensively about the lessons from the story of Job. They highlight the importance of faith, the human capacity to endure suffering, and the need for humility and gratitude in both success and failure.

4. **Hinduism**: Leaders like Mahatma Gandhi, though not a religious leader in the traditional sense, was deeply influenced by Hindu philosophy. He emphasized the virtues of humility, patience, and maintaining one’s integrity and ethics in all aspects of life, including business.

5. **Buddhism**: The Dalai Lama frequently talks about the importance of compassion, humility, and patience. He urges individuals to remain grounded, recognizing that success and failure are impermanent, and to maintain integrity and ethical conduct.

By drawing on these universal virtues exemplified in the story of Job and emphasized by religious leaders across different faiths, entrepreneurs can find the strength to overcome failure, learn from their experiences, and maintain humility and integrity in success.

Stan & Ollie

 **Laurel & Hardy: Timeless Icons in a Changing World**

Laurel & Hardy, the iconic comedy duo consisting of Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy, reigned supreme during the early years of cinema. Their slapstick humor, impeccable timing, and endearing character dynamics captured the hearts of audiences worldwide. Even today, decades after their last performance, they remain a symbol of comedic genius, resonating with audiences across generations. What accounts for their timeless appeal, and why do they continue to matter in today's world?

**1. Universality of Humor:**

Laurel & Hardy mastered the art of universal humor, which transcends cultural and temporal boundaries. Their sketches focused on simple, everyday situations, which often spiraled into comical chaos. Their humor, based largely on visual gags and physical comedy, is universally understandable, bypassing language barriers. As film critic Roger Ebert once noted, "Their comedy is elemental, dealing directly with the most basic human needs and emotions." It's this fundamental, human-centered approach that makes their acts relatable, even to contemporary viewers.

**2. Archetypical Characters:**

Stan and Ollie represent contrasting character archetypes — the naïve, childlike fool and the pompous, often misguided, authority figure. Social scientists argue that these character dynamics tap into shared human experiences. Dr. Julian Hoxter, a film studies expert, posits that "the bumbling, error-prone nature of both characters speaks to the fallibility inherent in all of us." We see our own flaws, missteps, and vulnerabilities reflected in their antics, allowing us to laugh at ourselves through them.

**3. Evolution of Comedy:**

Modern comedians owe a debt to the foundational principles set by Laurel & Hardy. Their influence can be seen in the works of comedians like Abbott and Costello, Morecambe and Wise, and even contemporary acts like Key & Peele. By studying the duo's expert pacing, delivery, and use of props, budding comedians can learn the essence of comedic timing. The manner in which Laurel & Hardy utilized pauses, reactions, and even silence, is a masterclass in the art of eliciting laughter.

**4. Endearing Friendship:**

The genuine bond between Stan and Ollie was palpable both on and off the screen. Their friendship, rife with bickering yet underscored by unwavering loyalty, mirrors the complexities of real-life relationships. Social scientist Dr. Rebecca Steinberg argues that "their relationship embodies the ups and downs that all friendships endure, making them eternally relatable." In an era of digital relationships, their tangible camaraderie serves as a poignant reminder of the depth and value of human connection.

**5. A Source of Comfort:**

In today's fast-paced, often tumultuous world, the simplicity and innocence of Laurel & Hardy's comedy offer a refuge. They provide an escape to a world where problems, no matter how convoluted, are resolved with a laugh. Their work reminds us of the therapeutic power of laughter and the importance of finding joy in life's absurdities.

In conclusion, Laurel & Hardy's relevance in today's world stems from their universal appeal, their representation of timeless human archetypes, and their foundational impact on the comedic arts. As the world changes and modernizes, the human need for laughter remains constant, and there are few who can deliver it as profoundly as this dynamic duo. Their legacy is a testament to the enduring power of humor and friendship, reminding us that some things are indeed timeless.

Chinese Naval Aggression is Hurting the U.S. Economy.

 

                Business Victims of Chinese Naval Aggression:  Inger & Olaf Grimstead.

 

**The Rising Aggression of the Chinese Navy in the South China Sea and its Implications for the U.S. Economy**

The South China Sea, with its rich resources and crucial shipping lanes, has been the stage of intense territorial disputes for many years. In recent times, however, there's been a perceptible increase in tensions, largely driven by the increasing assertiveness of the Chinese Navy. With its implications for regional stability and the global economy, especially the U.S. economy, the situation warrants a closer look.

In one telling instance, a New York Times report highlighted a significant encounter where the Chinese Navy reportedly threatened a Vietnamese fishing boat, demanding that they leave what China claims to be its sovereign waters. This incident isn't isolated. As cited by the Washington Post, there have been numerous cases where Chinese vessels have harassed, intimidated, or even collided with fishing boats and naval ships of other nations like the Philippines, Malaysia, and Brunei.

This aggression in the South China Sea is deeply rooted in China's territorial claims. The so-called 'Nine-Dash Line'—a demarcation used by Beijing to mark its claims in the region—covers most of the South China Sea. These claims, as many analysts and the Wall Street Journal have noted, are far-reaching and overlap with the territorial waters of several Southeast Asian nations. The Chinese government asserts that its historical rights justify these claims. However, in 2016, an international tribunal in The Hague rejected Beijing's claims, declaring many of them to be inconsistent with international law.

The question arises—why does the South China Sea matter so much to China, its neighbors, and, by extension, the U.S. economy?

To begin with, the South China Sea is a strategic waterway. It's a lifeline for global trade, with approximately $3.4 trillion worth of trade passing through it annually. It's not just crucial for regional players; it's a major conduit for U.S. trade as well. The New York Times has noted that any disruption in the South China Sea can impact the global supply chain, affecting everything from electronics to energy supplies.

Moreover, beneath its waters, the South China Sea is believed to house vast reserves of oil, gas, and other natural resources. For an energy-hungry country like China, these resources can aid in fueling its massive economic machinery. It's no wonder then that the Washington Post quotes experts who believe China is keen on establishing de facto control over these resources, irrespective of the interests of smaller Southeast Asian nations.

But what does all this mean for the U.S. economy?

For one, a militarized and volatile South China Sea threatens the stability of a region that has become a vital hub for American trade and investment. The U.S., as stated by the Wall Street Journal, stands as a significant trading partner for many Southeast Asian countries. Any disturbance in the waters of the South China Sea can disrupt the flow of goods, leading to potential supply chain bottlenecks and increased costs for American businesses and consumers.

Furthermore, as China flexes its muscles in the region, neighboring countries might feel compelled to ramp up their military expenditures. An arms race in Southeast Asia would divert valuable resources away from economic development, potentially shrinking markets that are vital for American goods and services.

Another critical aspect to consider is the potential for a direct U.S.-China confrontation in the waters. Both nations, as major Pacific powers, have strategic interests in the region. While the U.S. does not have territorial claims in the South China Sea, it has been a vocal proponent of freedom of navigation. Consequently, as the Chinese Navy becomes more aggressive, the chance of unintended incidents or confrontations between Chinese and U.S. vessels grows. Such an event could precipitate a broader conflict, the economic ramifications of which would be severe for both nations and the global economy.

In conclusion, the rising aggression of the Chinese Navy in the South China Sea is more than just a regional issue. It has profound implications for the global balance of power and the international economic order. The U.S., with its deep economic ties to the region, stands at the crossroads of these evolving dynamics. As tensions escalate, it's crucial for all stakeholders to engage in dialogue, understanding, and diplomacy, ensuring that the South China Sea remains a sea of peace and cooperation, rather than conflict and division.

WHY LIMBURGER CHEESE IS GOOD FOR YOU.

 

 

**Limburger Cheese: A Nutritional Powerhouse As Endorsed by German Health Authorities**

Limburger cheese, often associated with its strong aroma, has deep roots in the history and culture of Belgium, Germany, and the Netherlands. But beyond its distinct scent and unique taste, Limburger cheese boasts an impressive nutritional profile that's backed by various German health and dietary authorities.

**1. Rich Source of Calcium and Phosphorus**

Like many cheeses, Limburger is a dense source of calcium, which is vital for strong bones and teeth. The German Nutrition Society (Deutsche Gesellschaft für Ernährung or DGE) recommends a daily calcium intake for adults at 1000 milligrams. A single serving of Limburger cheese can contribute a significant portion of this recommendation. Furthermore, it contains phosphorus, another mineral essential for bone health, which works synergistically with calcium.

**2. Good for Gut Health**

The bacteria responsible for the distinct smell of Limburger cheese is Brevibacterium linens. This bacterium is also found on human skin and plays a role in the characteristic scent of body odor. But more than just its odor, this bacterium can potentially benefit our gut microbiome. A diverse and balanced gut microbiome is crucial for digestion, nutrient absorption, and overall immune function. By consuming foods rich in various bacteria, we promote a diverse gut environment, and Limburger cheese can be part of that diversified diet.

**3. Quality Protein Source**

Limburger cheese is a good source of protein, providing all essential amino acids necessary for muscle building, repair, and other vital body functions. The German Federal Centre for Nutrition (Bundeszentrum für Ernährung or BZfE) notes the importance of varied protein sources in the diet, and Limburger cheese can serve as an alternate protein source for those looking to diversify their intake.

**4. Presence of Essential Fats**

Cheese, including Limburger, contains fats, specifically saturated fats. While excessive consumption of saturated fats can be harmful, moderate amounts, as part of a balanced diet, can be beneficial. Fats are essential for the absorption of fat-soluble vitamins like A, D, E, and K. Moreover, the German Heart Foundation has acknowledged that dairy fats might have a neutral or even beneficial effect on heart health when consumed in moderation.

**5. Rich in B Vitamins**

B vitamins play an essential role in energy metabolism, nerve function, and the formation of red blood cells. Limburger cheese is particularly high in vitamin B12, which is necessary for nerve tissue health and the synthesis of DNA. Vitamin B12 is especially vital for vegetarians and vegans, who might not get enough from plant-based sources. As such, incorporating Limburger cheese, in moderation, can help ensure adequate B vitamin intake.

**6. Supports Local and Traditional Production**

While not directly a health benefit, there's something to be said about supporting traditional and local food production methods. Limburger cheese production sustains local economies, promotes traditional cheesemaking techniques, and encourages the consumption of regional products, which reduces carbon footprint.

**7. Mental Well-being and Culinary Exploration**

Exploring different cuisines and food items can have a positive impact on mental well-being. According to the German Federal Centre for Health Education (Bundeszentrale für gesundheitliche Aufklärung or BZgA), trying out new and varied foods can be a source of pleasure and can contribute to a balanced and health-promoting lifestyle. Limburger cheese, with its distinctive taste and texture, can be an exciting addition to the culinary repertoire, adding to the diversity of the diet.

**Conclusion**

Though Limburger cheese might not be everyone's first choice due to its strong aroma, its myriad health benefits, as cited by various German health and dietary authorities, make it a worthy addition to a diversified diet. As with all foods, moderation is key. When consumed in a balanced manner, Limburger cheese can be both a delightful culinary experience and a nutritional powerhouse.

Donald Trump. by Vladimir Putin.

 

**A Personal Perspective on Donald Trump: As Narrated by Vladimir Putin**

(Not to be found in the New York Times.)

As the President of Russia, my interactions with world leaders have been numerous and varied. Among the most memorable and media-covered of my relationships was with the 45th President of the United States, Donald Trump. Let me share my insights into the life and works of this controversial and unique figure.

I first became aware of Donald Trump long before he entered politics. The businessman-turned-reality TV star had already made headlines for decades. Trump's ventures spanned real estate, golf courses, casinos, and television shows. The world knew him for his iconic skyscrapers, luxurious resorts, and the phrase “You’re fired!” from his reality show, "The Apprentice." These endeavors not only earned him wealth but also a name synonymous with brashness, opulence, and self-promotion. When I read about Trump's successes and failures in the glossy magazines, I perceived a man of ambition and determination.

Our first meetings, post his election, were in the crucible of global politics. The world watched as Trump's policies and tweets made daily headlines. In newspapers, they often paraphrased his words: "Make America Great Again," "Build the Wall," and "Fake News" were just a few of his oft-repeated catchphrases that echoed across global media outlets. His directness, some said, was refreshing; others found it alarming.

In the realm of international relations, his "America First" policy was a notable departure from previous US administrations. He questioned NATO contributions, renegotiated trade agreements, and sought to rebuild domestic industries. Such moves, for some, upheld his promise to prioritize American interests, while critics argued it weakened international alliances.

When Trump and I sat across from each other, our interactions often became the subject of speculation and intrigue. The media loved to paint our relationship in various shades, ranging from camaraderie to rivalry. Reports from magazines quoted sources claiming we had a "special bond" or that our meetings were laden with "hidden agendas." I must clarify that our discussions, like with any other leader, focused on the interests of our respective nations. We spoke of Syria, arms control, and economic cooperation, to name a few topics. Despite disagreements, we maintained a dialogue, which I consider vital in the complex tapestry of international diplomacy.

During Trump's tenure, his administration faced numerous challenges. The investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 US elections, spearheaded by Robert Mueller, made headlines for months. Newspapers eagerly cited the findings: "No collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia," yet opinions on the matter remained deeply divided.

On the domestic front, Trump pushed for reforms and changes that were both praised and criticized. He slashed regulations, overhauled the tax code, and appointed three Supreme Court justices. His handling of the COVID-19 pandemic was a major point of contention. Supporters lauded his ban on travel from China as proactive, while detractors said he downplayed the virus's severity. Paraphrased headlines from those times read, "Trump pushes for quick reopening," showcasing his eagerness to restart the American economy.

Yet, beyond policies and politics, what struck me most about Donald Trump was the man himself. Here was someone who, despite facing constant scrutiny and criticism, remained undeterred in his beliefs and actions. Whether in business or in the Oval Office, Trump displayed an unwavering confidence. Some might call it arrogance, but no one can deny the impact of his persona on the global stage.

In our meetings, Trump presented himself as a dealmaker. He approached diplomacy much like a business negotiation, always searching for a beneficial outcome for America. This pragmatism was both his strength and his limitation. While he often found unconventional solutions to longstanding issues, critics argued he lacked a deeper understanding of geopolitical complexities.

In conclusion, Donald Trump's life and works are a testament to the complexities of modern politics and media. He remains a polarizing figure, evoking strong reactions from both supporters and critics. My experiences with him were shaped by our mutual roles on the world stage, and while we did not always agree, I respected his commitment to his country.

From a personal perspective, as I reflect on Trump's tenure and our interactions, I am reminded of a quote I once read in a newspaper: "In a world of scripted politicians, Trump is an improviser." And in that improvisation, he has certainly left an indelible mark on history.

 

Who was Till Eulenspiegal?

 

 

**Till Eulenspiegel: The Prankster of German Folklore**

**Profile**:
Born in the village of Kneitlingen, near Braunschweig, in the 14th century, Till Eulenspiegel is one of the most beloved figures in German folklore. Though historical records on the real Till Eulenspiegel are scant, his legend has thrived over the centuries through countless stories, poems, plays, and even operas. Often depicted as a vagabond or itinerant jester, Eulenspiegel's name literally translates to "Owl Mirror," which reflects his dual nature of wisdom (symbolized by the owl) and reflection (the mirror).

**Alleged Tricks and Pranks**:

1. **The Sticky Buns Incident**: In one tale, Till is a baker's apprentice and sells warm sticky buns in the market. Instead of telling customers to be cautious of the hot buns, he uses a riddle. When customers burn their hands or mouths, Till argues he did warn them, just in his own playful way.

2. **Playing Dead**: In another story, after having caused enough trouble in a town, Till fakes his own death. The townspeople, in both relief and respect, arrange a funeral. As people pay their respects, Till suddenly jumps out of the coffin, causing pandemonium.

3. **Mirror Trick**: Till once claimed he could have a horse eat from his palm without touching the oats. After taking the townsfolk's money for the bet, he spread oats in his hand and placed it behind a pane of glass. The horse, seeing the oats but unable to eat them, proved Till's point.

4. **The Donkey Trick**: Till enters a town riding a donkey, promising townspeople that the animal can read. He arranges an expensive demonstration wherein the donkey chooses the greedy mayor's hat over the honest teacher's, suggesting the donkey knows the mayor's corrupt nature.

**Modern Interpretations**:

Modern scholars see Till Eulenspiegel's tales not just as simple stories of mischief, but also as sophisticated social critiques. They highlight several recurring themes:

1. **Anti-authoritarianism**: Till's pranks often involve undermining or mocking those in power, be they aristocrats, priests, or town officials. This anti-establishment angle has endeared him to many over the years.

2. **The "Fool as Sage" Trope**: Like many jesters in folklore and literature, Till's foolish exterior masks deep wisdom. His pranks often reveal deeper truths about human nature or societal norms.

3. **Morality and Ethics**: Several of Till's tricks play on the dishonesty, greed, or pride of his targets. By doing so, the tales force readers or listeners to reflect on their own values and behaviors.

4. **Linguistic Play**: Eulenspiegel's pranks are often based on wordplay, puns, or the literal interpretation of idioms, pointing to the unreliability of language and the dangers of miscommunication.

In the present day, Till Eulenspiegel's tales are seen not just as entertaining stories but as sharp societal commentaries that offer insights into medieval European life, the nature of authority, and the enduring qualities of human nature. He remains a symbol of wit triumphing over might, and his legend continues to inspire artists, writers, and thinkers around the world.

Letter to the Kids. Sunday, September 10. 2023.

 

Dear kids;

this week has gone by faster than a honey buzzard after a titmouse. i'm happy to report that my chronic exhaustion has somewhat abated this week. i thought i would have to give up our daily early morning temple sessions, since it left me so drained for the rest of the day. but there's been a definite physical change taking place, so that i can now get up at 430 each morning, do the 6 a.m. session with your mother, and then have enough energy left to go out to the kolache place with one of my haiku poems on a sign board for a few hours.

THEN i come home and collapse for the rest of the day. until your mother and i go to the rec center at 5 p.m. to work on the machines. 

this morning i thought i would be making jalapeno cornbread. i bought a fresh jalapeno pepper last night for that purpose. but this sabbath morning finds me unmotivated to mess around in the kitchen. i'd rather let the 25 cent jalapeno pepper rot in the fridge than turn on the oven or mix up a big bowl of batter. am i getting more focused on other things, or am i just getting lazier? maybe neither; maybe i just need to take my 'poet for hire' sign out onto the boulevard for a few hours before we got to church at 1 p.m.  after all, i am a performance artist, so i need to be out performing. right?

this past week has been blessed with a complete lack of annoying nonsense. no nut cases have accosted me at the kolache place. your mother and i have pulled together in peace and harmony. i eat my prunes each morning and take my Metmucel with religious regularity. aches & pains come and go with varying intensity, but nothing that i'm not already used to and resigned to endure with saintly patience. we are getting new neighbors, as old neighbors die and/or move out. the new neighbors will be hispanic, no doubt. this place is turning into a barrio. it makes for interesting potlucks. your mother has been doing a lot of sewing with sarah's sewing machine; making tote bags and mending my shirts.  we find the Lord blesses us so that each time a new medical bill comes in that is not covered by medicaid/medicare we find another way to earn enough to pay it off. without robbing any banks. yet.

every saturday i buy your mother a bouquet of flowers. 

whenever i get sleepy while i'm out with my haiku, i write a new one along the lines of:

the old man dozes

in the warm caress of sun

while passersby smile

and then prop it up against my wheelchair so i can fold my hands over my belly mound and take a snooze for ten or fifteen minutes. sometimes when i wake up i find another dollar or two dropped in my can while i slept. only in provo. anyplace else i'd wake up and find the can gone.

this morning your mother and i learned all about quick clay. this phenomenon occurs in parts of norway and canada. we were looking at youtube videos about norway when we came across a post about the geology of norway and learned that as the ice age glaciers retreated they left behind a weird blend of clay and silt, called quick clay, that appears to be firm ground -- but when it is disturbed or a great weight is placed on it it turns to liquid, causing huge landslides that swallow up houses, barns, people, whole villages even. who knew? we always thought norway was such a safe place to live.

your mother is making grilled cheese sandwiches this morning to place out in the community kitchen at noon for anyone who would like one.

well, the outdoors beckons. i can think of little else i'd rather do on a mild sunday morning than to take my poet for hire sign out into the fresh air and wave at cars as they pass by. the world needs to know there are such things as poets for hire. i need the wind and the sun and the hiss of tree branches rubbing against each other. or else an anchovy pizza.

roses are red

violets are cheap

may you be so blessed

you never do weep.

Love, Heinie Manush.